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Forum: Offtopic 06-09-2004, 11:20 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,023
Posted By Kraut Killer
Sorry, I know this is a little off topic... but...

Sorry, I know this is a little off topic... but does anyone else here think that babs bunny from tiny toons is fucking hot?
Forum: Offtopic 06-09-2004, 11:15 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,949
Posted By Kraut Killer
I leave for the Army in August or maybe early...

I leave for the Army in August or maybe early September, due to all the paper work invovled with commiting a "crime". Most likely mid-August, and I'm going to Benning.
Forum: Offtopic 06-09-2004, 09:48 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,949
Posted By Kraut Killer
Yup. Never get into a roadside argument with a...

Yup. Never get into a roadside argument with a knife on your person... especially in your hand.
Forum: Offtopic 06-09-2004, 09:45 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,949
Posted By Kraut Killer
No... but I did go and ask around so I'd have an...

No... but I did go and ask around so I'd have an interesting story for the outside.
Forum: Offtopic 06-09-2004, 09:42 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,949
Posted By Kraut Killer
Only 23 hours... but I learned I can go two whole...

Only 23 hours... but I learned I can go two whole days without eating. I hadn't eaten all day, and when I got to the pokey, the food they had looked like something I threw away 2 months ago. Not a...
Forum: Offtopic 06-09-2004, 09:39 PM
Replies: 107
Views: 3,612
Posted By Kraut Killer
Oh my prematurely ejaculating god... it's albow....

Oh my prematurely ejaculating god... it's albow. My reason for existing. It's because of him that I got out of goat sodomy and into moose sodomy. Also, I remember when Albow came up with his Kraut...
Forum: Offtopic 06-09-2004, 09:28 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,949
Posted By Kraut Killer
SHIT! Again... pyro, you gotta hide me. I hear...

SHIT! Again... pyro, you gotta hide me. I hear they attack you with mooses.
Forum: Offtopic 06-09-2004, 09:22 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,949
Posted By Kraut Killer
Oh yeah, and Vance, I went to Texas recently and...

Oh yeah, and Vance, I went to Texas recently and begrudgingly must say it was pretty cool. I got a new hat.
Forum: Offtopic 06-09-2004, 09:16 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,949
Posted By Kraut Killer
What have I missed?

Because here's what you've, the guys that have been here for a while, and know who the shit I am, missed... jail time, assault trial, suspension from FD, new shitty job dealing with fucking retarded...
Forum: Offtopic 03-20-2004, 09:42 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 2,010
Posted By Kraut Killer
The NRA's new spokes movie.

Nevermind keeping the 2nd amendment to protect ourselves from the King of England, America has a new reason to stay armed to the teeth. Zombies... that run... fast. I just got back from seeing Dawn...
Forum: Offtopic 03-16-2004, 02:40 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,603
Posted By Kraut Killer
First off, Mr. Buttocks... fuck you. Second, does...

First off, Mr. Buttocks... fuck you. Second, does killing a rat to cure aids offend you? If so, fuck you again. People are more important than some disease ridden flea bag. And finally, it doesn't...
Forum: Offtopic 03-16-2004, 02:31 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,603
Posted By Kraut Killer
Even if animal testing was just torture, I'd be for it.

I went to see a concert on Saturday night, Primus... my favorite band, and they were awesome by the way, and when I was on the metro on my way home, I saw a peta poster. It said "Even if animal...
Forum: Offtopic 01-07-2004, 10:54 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 981
Posted By Kraut Killer
Granted... but they kept it a lot longer than...

Granted... but they kept it a lot longer than they should've.
Forum: Offtopic 01-07-2004, 07:16 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 981
Posted By Kraut Killer
Yeah... that show was pretty fucking money. But...

Yeah... that show was pretty fucking money. But Fox tends to cancel a lot of their good shows... Family Guy, Space Above and Beyond, Keen Eddie. Keen Eddie was fucking money, but they canned it...
Forum: Offtopic 01-03-2004, 06:48 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 3,172
Posted By Kraut Killer
I know I'm going to get about five or so. I'm...

I know I'm going to get about five or so. I'm getting "Freedom isn't free" on my back, going from shoulder to shoulder, death from above on my right arm, if I make airborne, and if I make rangers,...
Forum: Offtopic 12-28-2003, 11:15 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 2,045
Posted By Kraut Killer
Oh... I gots the torque thrust II's. I just...

Oh... I gots the torque thrust II's. I just haven't taken a picture with them on yet because I got into an accident. Minor fender bender, but I need a new bumper, and it looks pretty shitty right now...
Forum: Offtopic 12-27-2003, 09:55 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 2,045
Posted By Kraut Killer
Miller... what the fuck are you talking about?...

Miller... what the fuck are you talking about? That color is fucking money. That's the reason I posted the picture, that was after I got it painted. That is the same color as Eleanor in Gone in 60...
Forum: Offtopic 12-26-2003, 10:08 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 2,045
Posted By Kraut Killer
Ya know I never showed you guys this...

Here it is kiddies, my '67 Mustang. This was from the summer, and it doesn't have my new rims, but I'm going to wait until the weather clears so I can get a nice clean picture of it....
Forum: Offtopic 12-24-2003, 06:23 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 4,530
Posted By Kraut Killer
Miller... I go shooting in frederick a lot. I's...

Miller... I go shooting in frederick a lot. I's gots to works on the marksmanship. Anyway, fire shit's going okay, I'm hoping to take another class in jan. In all honesty, I'm more concerned with...
Forum: Offtopic 12-23-2003, 08:35 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 1,960
Posted By Kraut Killer
A super-charger for my '67 Mustang... no chance...

A super-charger for my '67 Mustang... no chance in shit I'll get it.
A new interior for my Mustang... no chance in shit I'll get it.
An AR-15... no chance in shit I'll get it.
A pint of Guiness......
Forum: Offtopic 12-23-2003, 05:10 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 4,530
Posted By Kraut Killer
Miller, my little marnie beeotch. A very marnie...

Miller, my little marnie beeotch. A very marnie X-mas to you. How was learning how to drive the Latrine Auxillery Vehicle, or whatever the shit you went off to learn how to drive? And how fun is it...
Forum: Offtopic 12-12-2003, 11:34 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 3,363
Posted By Kraut Killer
A 12 gauge, a handful of shells, and a bottle of...

A 12 gauge, a handful of shells, and a bottle of Jack Daniel's.
Forum: Offtopic 12-11-2003, 07:44 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 2,711
Posted By Kraut Killer
I'm the one person I wouldn't want to... what is...

I'm the one person I wouldn't want to... what is it you little computer savvy mother fuckers call it?... "flame". Trust me, I've gotten into, well, let's just call them arguments, with myself on this...
Forum: Offtopic 12-07-2003, 07:24 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 5,904
Posted By Kraut Killer
yes.

yes.
Forum: Offtopic 12-07-2003, 05:40 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 5,904
Posted By Kraut Killer
Just call me God.

Just call me God.
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