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Forum: Offtopic 06-21-2004, 09:26 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,359
Posted By Kraut Killer
[quote:59660]Originally posted by SoLiDUS who was...

[quote:59660]Originally posted by SoLiDUS who was my grammatical hero until today's horrible misstep that has destroyed all hope that he had of surviving my eventual take-over of the American...
Forum: Offtopic 06-21-2004, 09:14 PM
Replies: 188
Views: 7,855
Posted By Kraut Killer
No... Luke owned his ass when he took office......

No... Luke owned his ass when he took office... how many presidents have rebelled against the president that was in office before him and then greased 'em?
Forum: Offtopic 06-21-2004, 09:08 PM
Replies: 188
Views: 7,855
Posted By Kraut Killer
[quote:df989]Originally posted by Short Hand, who...

[quote:df989]Originally posted by Short Hand, who doesn't seem to respect US Army infantry because we train at Ft Benning Georgia, where we also apparently mass produce evil guerillas, and because of...
Forum: Offtopic 06-19-2004, 01:58 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,724
Posted By Kraut Killer
I liked his rant about the military. He's such a...

I liked his rant about the military. He's such a badass, he works harder at WalMart than some guy sitting in the middle of the desert with 70lbs of gear on his back with some other guy on the other...
Forum: Offtopic 06-19-2004, 01:49 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,554
Posted By Kraut Killer
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000CEB6B.01.LZ...

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000CEB6B.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
Forum: Offtopic 06-19-2004, 12:51 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,367
Posted By Kraut Killer
Hey, don't worry about being put to sleep. Shit,...

Hey, don't worry about being put to sleep. Shit, when I had mine taken out it was only under local and it didn't hurt at all... well, except for the first one, they didn't use enough novicane and I...
Forum: Offtopic 06-19-2004, 10:28 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 815
Posted By Kraut Killer
10 years? 10 fucking years? I'm serving twice...

10 years? 10 fucking years? I'm serving twice that and the bitch ain't even dea... I mean... um... I'm not in prison.
Forum: Offtopic 06-17-2004, 10:59 PM
Replies: 23,411
Views: 4,057,116
Posted By Kraut Killer
Rancid - Ruby Soho. By the way, Shinedown...

Rancid - Ruby Soho.

By the way, Shinedown butchered Simple Man.

Oh... wait. Now I'm listening to Hold On by Sam and Dave.
Forum: Offtopic 06-17-2004, 10:55 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 2,964
Posted By Kraut Killer
Oh... thank God, you're mostly Guinea, so that...

Oh... thank God, you're mostly Guinea, so that stomps out that... unpleasantness.
Forum: Offtopic 06-17-2004, 10:32 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 2,964
Posted By Kraut Killer
Wait a minute... Milla, your real last name is...

Wait a minute... Milla, your real last name is Patsos? What the shit... are you some kind of dirty Greek?
Forum: Offtopic 06-17-2004, 08:27 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 2,964
Posted By Kraut Killer
No... NO... NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! That's what...

No... NO... NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! That's what I'm going to have to wear.... What the fuck is wrong with them, I joined the Army so I wouldn't have to wear digital camo Goddamnit. Now I might as...
Forum: Offtopic 06-17-2004, 08:24 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 929
Posted By Kraut Killer
I never played the second TJ&E, but I played the...

I never played the second TJ&E, but I played the first, and that game ROCKED! But it wasn't EWJ. And hopscotch ain't shit... that's for little girls. And retarded children.
Forum: Offtopic 06-17-2004, 08:03 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 929
Posted By Kraut Killer
The greatest game ever.

Sorry alblow, but while your game may end up being spanktacular, this game is actually the greatest game ever, and needs to be revived. Earthworm Jim. I just found my old PC copy of Earthworm Jim and...
Forum: Offtopic 06-13-2004, 05:51 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,562
Posted By Kraut Killer
I know that people are going to notice when I'm...

I know that people are going to notice when I'm dead. I have it stipulated in my will that I will be cut into about 40 pieces and mailed to forty people.
Forum: Offtopic 06-13-2004, 05:45 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,672
Posted By Kraut Killer
Rather then having zombies... you should fight...

Rather then having zombies... you should fight midgets. Midgets with explosive didldos, and I should be the end guy and you can only win by going into my room and using the explosive dildos to blow...
Forum: Offtopic 06-11-2004, 10:57 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 2,572
Posted By Kraut Killer
My scariest experience was when Albow told me he...

My scariest experience was when Albow told me he didn't love me anymore.
Forum: Offtopic 06-11-2004, 10:53 PM
Replies: 107
Views: 3,612
Posted By Kraut Killer
Damn, first goats, than meese, now you want me to...

Damn, first goats, than meese, now you want me to hump camels... I'm only one man. I can only violate so many creatures.
Forum: Offtopic 06-10-2004, 08:55 PM
Replies: 107
Views: 3,612
Posted By Kraut Killer
I haven't been assigned to a division yet.

I haven't been assigned to a division yet.
Forum: Offtopic 06-10-2004, 08:53 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,949
Posted By Kraut Killer
I will.

I will.
Forum: Offtopic 06-10-2004, 08:50 PM
Replies: 107
Views: 3,612
Posted By Kraut Killer
What branch? WHAT BRANCH?!? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU...

What branch? WHAT BRANCH?!? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN "WHAT BRANCH"?!?!?...?!?!??!??!?!1?!!?!?!?!??!?!!!!!?!??!??!? The Army, although I think I've been through this part in previous posts.
Forum: Offtopic 06-10-2004, 08:44 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,949
Posted By Kraut Killer
Shorthand... dude, you're blaming the son for the...

Shorthand... dude, you're blaming the son for the sins of the father. I have no control over this stuff, I have to go to Ft. Benning, because that's where Army infantry goes to train, same with...
Forum: Offtopic 06-10-2004, 06:55 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,949
Posted By Kraut Killer
Just because some shit training facility is near...

Just because some shit training facility is near Ft. Benning, I will have absolutely nothing to do with it. My sergeants will have nothing to do with it, the friends I make there will have nothing to...
Forum: Offtopic 06-10-2004, 05:29 PM
Replies: 107
Views: 3,612
Posted By Kraut Killer
I be on my way out... two months till basic my...

I be on my way out... two months till basic my sexy little marnie mushpuff. And then I can kill... legally.
Forum: Offtopic 06-10-2004, 05:25 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,949
Posted By Kraut Killer
I don't know about all that SOA crap, but the...

I don't know about all that SOA crap, but the Army's infantry school, airborne, and Rangers are all there. And we won't be dealing with any guerillas. And I need a waiver for being tried on assault...
Forum: Offtopic 06-09-2004, 11:25 PM
Replies: 107
Views: 3,612
Posted By Kraut Killer
Essentially I'm pretty good, but if you want the...

Essentially I'm pretty good, but if you want the full update, look at the "What have I missed?" topic I started, and you can see where my life of goat and moose sodomy has taken me. Now, if you'll...
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