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				Do You Smoke? - 
            
          
		
		
				
		
				09-21-2003, 02:18 AM
			
			
			
		  
		
	
                
            	
		
		
		Do you? I don't. I hate smokers. Here are some reasons: 
[*] They smell like a dead gerbil in a donkey's rectum (thanks to Buckweed for the info on that smell)[*] Their breath smells like an STD with a sewage overtone.[*] Their teeth are freaking brown. 'Nuff said.[*] They cause birth defects.[*] THEY'RE RETARDED ENOUGH TO SMOKE[*] God refuses to grant my wishes and render smokers infertile, so their genes continue to spread[*] A majority of them are inconsiderate pricks who won't hesitate to light up right next to me and blow their rancid, cancer-laced halitosis right in my face, as if I wanted to share their ignorance. 
 
To quote myself: 
 
[quote:807d9]<@Noctis> Smoking is like committing suicide by stabbing yourself in the face with a spoon until you die of exhaustion.[/quote:807d9] 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			 
            
                
            
				 
Chairperson, Coastal Carolina Students for Ron Paul 2008
			  
		
		
		
		
	
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