Do You Smoke?

Drew · **Do You Smoke? -** 09-21-2003, 02:18 AM

Do you? I don't. I hate smokers. Here are some reasons:
[*] They smell like a dead gerbil in a donkey's rectum (thanks to Buckweed for the info on that smell)[*] Their breath smells like an STD with a sewage overtone.[*] Their teeth are freaking brown. 'Nuff said.[*] They cause birth defects.[*] THEY'RE RETARDED ENOUGH TO SMOKE[*] God refuses to grant my wishes and render smokers infertile, so their genes continue to spread[*] A majority of them are inconsiderate pricks who won't hesitate to light up right next to me and blow their rancid, cancer-laced halitosis right in my face, as if I wanted to share their ignorance.

To quote myself:

[quote:807d9]<@Noctis> Smoking is like committing suicide by stabbing yourself in the face with a spoon until you die of exhaustion.[/quote:807d9]

Judas · 09-21-2003, 02:21 AM

noctis , you are gayer than i ever imagined ...

1. how can you know what a gerbil out of a whatevers ass smells like ?
2. what does an std smell like exactly ?
3. die.

i smoke, and i think it sucks , but i do try to wash the smell off of me when in public (your hands are normally where most of the smell comes from). Im not an asshole smoker ... the addiction is real ... plus id rather die 10 years or so early and still keep my girlish figure ... so ,

the_finger:

Oddball · 09-21-2003, 02:30 AM

I don't smoke but being me I'll probably end up taking up smoking. Everyone smokes when they were young.

Bazooka_Joe · 09-21-2003, 02:37 AM

I've honestly never smoked a cigarette in my 21 years on earth. oOo: The closest I came to smoking was putting an unlit cig in my mouth, one of the things during pledging a frat was that you and your pledge brothers has to be equal, unified. So if one wanted to smoke, you all did.

Anywho, never smoked, never did any drugs, but I'm a social alacholic. heh

Judas · 09-21-2003, 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oddball

I don't smoke but being me I'll probably end up taking up smoking. Everyone smokes when they were young.

dont.

ShagNasty · 09-21-2003, 03:41 AM

[quote:4fbee]They cause birth defects.[/quote:4fbee]

where is the facts to back that up. not that i like smoking. i dont smoke but dont talk out your ass.

Poseidon · **Re: Do You Smoke? -** 09-21-2003, 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noctis

[*] A majority of them are inconsiderate pricks who won't hesitate to light up right next to me and blow their rancid, cancer-laced halitosis right in my face, as if I wanted to share their ignorance.

I dont smoke but i have many friends who do and i cant say that they are "inconsiderate pricks"

So i'd say the minority of them i.e 2 out of 20

KTOG · 09-21-2003, 04:15 AM

I smoke when i drink. Usually only like 5 or 6 in a night.

Star85 · 09-21-2003, 08:56 AM

I cant stand smoke after seeing my parent smoking. Disguisting and I feel bad for the addicted.

wintersforge · 09-21-2003, 09:30 AM

ive just quit. Been maybe 3 or 4 months...lost track...Judas youa re a filthy redneck, and it doesnt matter how many times you "warsh" your dick beaters,,,you still stink...NOW SQUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL sleeping:

Sergeant_Scrotum · 09-21-2003, 09:41 AM

shrink that avatar! my view of smokeing has allways been the same. how is it cool to light some paper & tabbaco on fire then inhale it?

Sicilian_Summers · 09-21-2003, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Star85

I cant stand smoke after seeing my parent smoking. Disguisting and I feel bad for the addicted.

Couldn't have said it better myself..

Accept maybe for that fact that my grandparents also have smoked for years and I've also seen the negative effects through them as well.

But do I hate smokers? No, not really. I just wish more smokers would smoke in a secluded area, I don't really enjoy inhaling second hand smoke in public. Although it's never bothered me to the point of actually getting upset..

Bean 2 · 09-21-2003, 10:02 AM

Smoke what?

09-21-2003, 10:33 AM

why on Earth would I want to inhale the fumes of smouldering organic material?

No I don't smoke.

Bane · 09-21-2003, 11:03 AM

Judas is right. The addiction is real. It's not just the nicotine either. The nicotine withdrawal goes away after a couple days or so. It becomes a habit... a psychological dependency. After a meal, driving, smoke breaks at work, after sex, while you're drinking... all these instances and more are when the habit of smoking kicks in whether you want one or not.

I didn't start because it was the "cool" thing to do. I resisted for quite some time actually. Once I did cave and have one... I liked it. They taste good believe it or not. Well, most of 'em. Newports are fucking nasty.

Smokers know cigs are bad for you physically. Duh. They take people to the hospital for inhaling as much smoke as we do over the course of the day. But knowing every cig takes about 7 minutes off of your life doesn't make it any easier to quit. Nope.

Honestly... until you truly understand what's involved with the habit of smoking don't bash those that do it. It's a lot harder to quite than it seems.