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Jimmy Paterson · 03-07-2006, 12:30 PM

Me:
Forgive me god, for I have sinned. I have had sexual relations outside of marrage
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages? Do you still have sexual relations outside of marrage ?
Me:
Well im planning on banging the shit out of a co-worker
God:
Interesting. I am glad to hear that you are planning on banging the shit out of a co worker.
Me:
Do you approve of it?
God:
Yes I try to approve of it as often as possible, do you?

_________

Me:
Do you watch lesbian porn?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
Hot clit action?
God:
That sounds better than cold clit action.

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Jimmy Paterson is Offline Command Sergeant Major Posts: 2,049 Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wisconsin	03-07-2006, 12:30 PM Me: Forgive me god, for I have sinned. I have had sexual relations outside of marrage God: Can you speak any foreign languages? Do you still have sexual relations outside of marrage ? Me: Well im planning on banging the shit out of a co-worker God: Interesting. I am glad to hear that you are planning on banging the shit out of a co worker. Me: Do you approve of it? God: Yes I try to approve of it as often as possible, do you? _________ Me: Do you watch lesbian porn? God: My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER. Me: Hot clit action? God: That sounds better than cold clit action.