[Jimmy Paterson]

Me:
Forgive me god, for I have sinned. I have had sexual relations outside of marrage
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages? Do you still have sexual relations outside of marrage ?
Me:
Well im planning on banging the shit out of a co-worker
God:
Interesting. I am glad to hear that you are planning on banging the shit out of a co worker.
Me:
Do you approve of it?
God:
Yes I try to approve of it as often as possible, do you?

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Me:
Do you watch lesbian porn?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
Hot clit action?
God:
That sounds better than cold clit action.