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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Was that.... Sound advice on gf1? Zoner, I love you. +1s for lief beer:
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Hey, anything to get a brother laid (or at least a stinky finger).
So, checklist (you may want to print this out...):
__ Clean taint
__ Powdered ballsack
__ Little cologne
__ No garlic/onions
__ Snacks & smelly candles
Oh, and for the love of Christ pay for everything even if she insists you don't. Say (jokingly) that she can get the bill next time. That indirectly shows that you dig her and would like to see her again.
You can even buy her a flower or two. I know it's old fashioned and cliched, but I'll be fucked if it doesn't work.