[Zoner]

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe

Was that.... Sound advice on gf1? Zoner, I love you. +1s for lief beer:

Hey, anything to get a brother laid (or at least a stinky finger).

So, checklist (you may want to print this out...):

__ Clean taint

__ Powdered ballsack

__ Little cologne

__ No garlic/onions

__ Snacks & smelly candles


Oh, and for the love of Christ pay for everything even if she insists you don't. Say (jokingly) that she can get the bill next time. That indirectly shows that you dig her and would like to see her again.

You can even buy her a flower or two. I know it's old fashioned and cliched, but I'll be fucked if it doesn't work.