[ninty]

Can you believe that?

Ever have one of those moments where you think you need to make yourself a sandwitch or you'll die of hunger?

I went to make a BLT and I opened the L part of the BLT and there was a bloggin moth sittin on the God Damn lettuce! All the lettuce around him was like all black and shatted on and stuff. So I washed it off a bit and made my sandwitch. Now i'm enjoying my BLT with a side of shat.

Don't they haev people to check shit like this? A tip for anyone who works in a grocery store: people don't like having moth shat on their lettuce.