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Default Van Helsing - 05-09-2004, 12:18 PM
effects were good anyways...the wolf man owns...and that kate girl is damn hot...
  
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Default 05-09-2004, 12:22 PM
I once killed a wampire, but it was in Mongolia.
  
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Default 05-09-2004, 01:02 PM
I saw it and I thought it sucked ass. Lets take the 3 most famous horror villians and ruin their stories. Next add in an abysmal plot with some 1990s CGI effects, remove all dialog, and you have Van Helsing.

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Vampires lay eggs?! What the fuck was that bullshit?!
Then to wrap it all together Wolfman kills Dracula. Yeah...
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Default 05-09-2004, 01:38 PM
it looks pretty cool, but i dont like the idea of all 3 monsters in one movie.
  
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Default 05-09-2004, 01:51 PM
I think it looks gay, plus, it got 1.5 stars outta 5
  
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Default 05-09-2004, 03:05 PM
I liked leauge of extrordanary gentelmen better (it had the same idea but was done better)
  
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Default 05-09-2004, 05:04 PM
bats lay eggs dont they? i was assuming thats why there were eggs...
  
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bats arent bugs they are mammals.
  
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bats lay eggs dont they? i was assuming thats why there were eggs...
No... they have live offspring.
  
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Default 05-09-2004, 05:35 PM
i thought it was pretty damn good
  
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mall vampires attack me

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Merlin122 ass rapes mall vampire.

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*gay final fantasy music*
  
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Default 05-09-2004, 09:41 PM
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Thats what the vampire told me in Mongolia. hake:
  
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Default 05-09-2004, 10:43 PM
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LOLOLROFLLLLL ECOLOGICAL n00bz0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111
  
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