[Eames]

Alright I don't make it back here much because I'm pretty busy all the time. But anyways everyday at mess we sit at tables 6 freshman (knobs) and 2 upper classmen (mess carvers). We have to do all sorts of shit at the table before we're allowed to ask permission to eat. Anyways part of our daily mess ritual is to come up with mess facts to entertain our mess carvers while they eat. Basicly we tell them facts and if asked tell them jokes, if the facts/jokes are good we get rewarded and can eat more or something good and if they suck we are punished, like they make us eat something shitty, take our food, or make us do something extremely embaressing (but funny as hell). Anyways, if anyone here has a funny joke or some interesting facts (especially movies, sports, and military facts) post them, I'll use them and if I have time or if something worth while happens from an upperclassmens reaction to it, I'll post and tell you about it.