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http://www.cjnetworks.com/~cubsfan/conspiracy.html

"In order to understand Death you need to realize that everything is controlled by a slayer made up of jews with help from nazis.
The conspiracy first started during ww2 in my bunghole. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including tripper coming outta the closet.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by masturbating.

They want to anal sex jesus and imprison resisters in trippers ass using training.

In order to prepare for this, we all must fist. Since the media is controlled by george bush we should get our information from hitler.
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[Johnj]

In order to understand the big red dots you need to realize that everything is controlled by a popcorn vender made up of green dogs with help from 40 year old dudes.
The conspiracy first started during the Superbowl in Abados. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Battle of Bull Run.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by Newts bleeding nose.

They want to punch Newt in the nose , laugh and imprison resisters in gas station using roller skates.

In order to prepare for this, we all must catch the ball. Since the media is controlled by headbangers we should get our information from porn actress.

[Tripper]

I must have pissed off Newt......LOL. the_finger:

[TonyMontana]

In order to understand premature ejaculation you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of warlocks made up of blacks with help from rednecks.
The conspiracy first started during Hiroshima Bombing in Japan. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Civil War.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by spamming.

They want to take a gat to the face of Jesus and imprison resisters in GF1.com using elephants.

In order to prepare for this, we all must kill. Since the media is controlled by fidel castro we should get our information from Mr. Rogers.

[Stammer]

In order to understand sex with old men you need to realize that everything is controlled by Groundforce1 made up of Fiddy Cent with help from Power rangers.

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Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by jerking off.

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In order to understand Holocaust you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Jews made up of Blacks with help from Aryan Nation.

The conspiracy first started during World War I in Israel. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including September 11th.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by masturbating.

They want to mass murder Darryl Strawberry and imprison resisters in Rwanda using airplanes.

In order to prepare for this, we all must shooting. Since the media is controlled by Michael Moore we should get our information from Bill O'Reilly.

[elstatec]

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The conspiracy first started during the AA.com revolution in offtopic. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including 2nd AA.com revolution.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their new usernames.

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[Jin-Roh]

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Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by fag.

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In order to prepare for this, we all must fag. Since the media is controlled by fag we should get our information from fag.

[Jimbo@]

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand anal sex you need to realize that everything is controlled by a faggots made up of gays with help from NAMBLA.

The conspiracy first started during When Martin Luther fingered Hitler in The World Trade Center. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Sausage Fest.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by Prostate Fickling.

They want to Rape Chickenshits and imprison resisters in Neo-Conservative town using Sadomachoism.wmv.

In order to prepare for this, we all must be shitting. Since the media is controlled by Hitler we should get our information from Richard Simmons.

[NexusRevived]

The conspiracy first started during 9/11 in new york. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including world war 2.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by nose picking.

They want to drive by pope men and imprison resisters in anus using trains.

In order to prepare for this, we all must masturbate. Since the media is controlled by my followers we should get our information from our butts.



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