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Default Very funny joke :D - 10-13-2002, 04:17 PM
Descartes is sitting in a bar, having a drink. The bartender asks him if he
would like another. "I think not," he says and vanishes in a puff of logic.
  
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Default 10-13-2002, 04:26 PM
HA....HAHA! Funny guy! Right here!! Solidus is a..FUNNY GUY!!!
  
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Default Re: Very funny joke :D - 10-13-2002, 04:44 PM
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Descartes is sitting in a bar, having a drink. The bartender asks him if he
would like another. "I think not," he says and vanishes in a puff of logic.

Therefore he isn't?
  
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Default 10-13-2002, 04:58 PM
... yes. hake:
  
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Default 10-13-2002, 05:07 PM
i dont get it...
  
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Default 10-13-2002, 05:12 PM
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i dont get it...
I THINK, therefore I AM!!!
  
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Default 10-13-2002, 06:23 PM
Nice one Soldius, very funny indeed.
  
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Default 10-13-2002, 06:26 PM
*...titter...snort..* how delightfully high-brow..... oOo:
  
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Default 10-13-2002, 07:11 PM
ah...very delighful.
  
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Default 10-13-2002, 07:29 PM
Ive pulled funnier things outta my ass. ed:



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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 10-13-2002, 08:05 PM
I've seen blondes do funnier than that, that was crap.

Ive pulled funnier things outta my ass. <<<<<well said Gerard
  
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Default 10-13-2002, 08:13 PM
Marx is walking down the street when he sees Nietzsche standing on the corner...
and a large dog running around nearby.

"Does your dog bite?" enquired the cautious Marx.
"Most assuredly, he does not" replied Nietzsche.
As Marx approached, the dog leapt upon him...proceeding to savage him horribly.
"I thought you said your dog didn't bite" screamed Marx
"Indeed I did" replied Nietzsche "however, that is not my dog"



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Default 10-13-2002, 08:18 PM
[quote="Mr.X":09e98]Marx is walking down the street when he sees Nietzsche standing on the corner...
and a large dog running around nearby.

"Does your dog bite?" enquired the cautious Marx.
"Most assuredly, he does not" replied Nietzsche.
As Marx approached, the dog leapt upon him...proceeding to savage him horribly.
"I thought you said your dog didn't bite" screamed Marx
"Indeed I did" replied Nietzsche "however, that is not my dog"



oOo:[/quote:09e98]

Bwhahahahahaha.

Pure gold!
  
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Default 10-13-2002, 08:20 PM
This is joke some one would at harvard while getting sloshed at their MAD parties...still funny though
  
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Default 10-14-2002, 03:50 PM
I still think the simplest ones are the funniest.

How do you stop a polish tank?

Shoot the guy thats pushing it.
  
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