Art Attack's Intelligent Conversation

Bazooka_Joe · **Art Attack's Intelligent Conversation -** 11-14-2002, 09:20 AM

This all started with Art bitchin that his webcam wouldn't work, and was freezing on him. So, I told him to uninstall the drivers, and reboot. This is where IM's come in.

[quote:e9dee]Art Attack 2010 (9:43:45 AM): Ok
Art Attack 2010 (9:43:49 AM): That was weird
NRay7882 (9:43:51 AM): rebooted?
Art Attack 2010 (9:44:01 AM): yeah, I had to do it manually[/quote:e9dee]

Since when do PC's NOT manually reboot? Do they have a mind of their own, and know when you're done working, without having to press the power or shutdown button???

[quote:e9dee]Art Attack 2010 (9:44:11 AM): I think I should install virus scan, lol
NRay7882 (9:44:27 AM): why?
Art Attack 2010 (9:45:01 AM): becuase everytime I try to restart it says it's ending a program and then I get Not Reponding and I have to reboot by hitting the button under my power switch
NRay7882 (9:45:49 AM): you might just have a corrupt system file
Art Attack 2010 (9:45:56 AM): k
NRay7882 (9:46:06 AM): and you NEVER install an antivirus program when you think you have a virus, dummy
Art Attack 2010 (9:46:14 AM): lol,k[/quote:e9dee]

10 to 1, Art was in the process of installing Norton when I told him this.

[quote:e9dee]NRay7882 (9:46:32 AM): http://housecall.trendmicro.com/houseca ... t_corp.asp
NRay7882 (9:46:41 AM): use that, THEN you can install a virus scanner
Art Attack 2010 (9:47:42 AM): Trenc Micro Not Responding
NRay7882 (9:47:50 AM): lol
NRay7882 (9:47:56 AM): worked for me, dunno why not for you
Art Attack 2010 (9:48:01 AM): virus
Art Attack 2010 (9:48:01 AM): lol
NRay7882 (9:48:17 AM): try again
Art Attack 2010 (9:48:43 AM): nope
Art Attack 2010 (9:48:44 AM): error
NRay7882 (9:49:04 AM): that sucks, lol
Art Attack 2010 (9:49:09 AM): lo, yea[/quote:e9dee]

It would help if he would stop trying to dload Spearhead from Kaaza and all that porn all at once. Oh, and plugging in the CABLE MODEM would help!

[quote:e9dee]NRay7882 (9:49:13 AM): you might want to format ur machine bro
Art Attack 2010 (9:49:19 AM): ha
Art Attack 2010 (9:49:29 AM): maybe
NRay7882 (9:49:37 AM): im serious, that many errors
NRay7882 (9:49:46 AM): you should consider it
Art Attack 2010 (9:49:52 AM): I just put XP like a month, month and a half ago on
NRay7882 (9:50:11 AM): do you have all the critical updates
Art Attack 2010 (9:50:18 AM): I dunno, LOL
NRay7882 (9:50:22 AM): you moron
Art Attack 2010 (9:50:27 AM): heehee[/quote:e9dee]

. . . I think that paragraph speaks for itself.

[quote:e9dee]NRay7882 (9:50:36 AM): goto windows update
Art Attack 2010 (9:50:42 AM): arg
Art Attack 2010 (9:51:21 AM): When Windows Updates says scanning your comp. it stays at 0%
NRay7882 (9:51:29 AM): just wait foo!
Art Attack 2010 (9:51:30 AM): It stayed like that for two hours[/quote:e9dee]

Notice two hours Art-time is from 9:51:21 to 9:51:30

[quote:e9dee]Art Attack 2010 (9:51:43 AM): see now the screen it pure white
NRay7882 (9:51:50 AM): oh god
Art Attack 2010 (9:51:55 AM): End Program
NRay7882 (9:51:59 AM): format ur machine
Art Attack 2010 (9:52:04 AM): NNNNOOOO
NRay7882 (9:52:13 AM): im serious man
NRay7882 (9:52:19 AM): if your having THAT many issues with XP
NRay7882 (9:52:29 AM): how fast & type CPU?
Art Attack 2010 (9:52:36 AM): :-\
NRay7882 (9:52:49 AM): how fast is ur CPU and what brand???
Art Attack 2010 (9:52:54 AM): :-\
NRay7882 (9:53:22 AM): MORON! TELL ME!
Art Attack 2010 (9:53:30 AM): I DON'T KNOW[/quote:e9dee]

Don't give Art a job at a computer store.

[quote:e9dee]NRay7882 (9:53:44 AM): who makes it
Art Attack 2010 (9:53:55 AM): I dunno
NRay7882 (9:54:02 AM): !!!
Art Attack 2010 (9:54:03 AM): it's a clone comp.
NRay7882 (9:54:39 AM): clone??!
NRay7882 (9:54:49 AM): wtf are you talking about?!
Art Attack 2010 (9:54:59 AM): I DUNNO
Art Attack 2010 (9:55:13 AM): lol[/quote:e9dee]

Now, I think he's huffing paint.

[quote:e9dee]NRay7882 (9:55:13 AM): . . .
NRay7882 (9:55:18 AM): your hopeless
Art Attack 2010 (9:55:26 AM): yea I know, do you have iCQ?
NRay7882 (9:55:33 AM): send me your machine
NRay7882 (9:55:37 AM): and 50 bucks
NRay7882 (9:55:40 AM): ill fix it
Art Attack 2010 (9:55:46 AM): *flips the bird*
NRay7882 (9:55:47 AM): with a hammer and a crowbar
Art Attack 2010 (9:56:01 AM): um........
Art Attack 2010 (9:56:05 AM): HOW ABOUT NO!
Art Attack 2010 (9:56:13 AM): Do you have ICQ?
NRay7882 (9:56:21 AM): no im at work
NRay7882 (9:56:31 AM): how about buy a real computer, not some damn clone!
Art Attack 2010 (9:56:39 AM): cuase I have no money and my dad won't
NRay7882 (9:56:47 AM): well tell ur dad i called u a moron
NRay7882 (9:56:53 AM): and to get you a real computer
NRay7882 (9:57:01 AM): cuz the commadore 64 aint cutting it
Art Attack 2010 (9:57:08 AM): I would work but I can't right now No place will hire me[/quote:e9dee]

GEE! I wonder why!

[quote:e9dee]Art Attack 2010 (9:57:52 AM): I have a broken ankle so no company wants me
NRay7882 (9:57:59 AM): well fix it!
Art Attack 2010 (9:58:06 AM): I want a dell!
NRay7882 (9:58:12 AM): then get a dell!
Art Attack 2010 (9:58:15 AM): MONEY
NRay7882 (9:58:24 AM): kick dad with ur broken ankle and say get me a dell!
Art Attack 2010 (9:58:29 AM): lol
Art Attack 2010 (9:58:39 AM): not now, hes pissed[/quote:e9dee]

So, I guess he'll kick em later.

[quote:e9dee]Art Attack 2010 (9:58:58 AM): well i'll talk to ya later
Art Attack 2010 (9:59:02 AM): SH is calling me
NRay7882 (9:59:15 AM): good luck booting it without it end programming
Art Attack 2010 (9:59:18 AM): lol
Art Attack 2010 (9:59:20 AM): thnx[/quote:e9dee]

Sigh. . .Notice how important it was to get that webcam fixed, too.

11-14-2002, 10:10 AM

my comp used to reboot on its own when the vid card overheated oOo:

11-14-2002, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strik0r

my comp used to reboot on its own when the vid card overheated oOo:

A hate that with a passion, and am to lazy to get one of them Uber-Geek "cooling" systems.

As far as ART ATTACK, that is why god invented Remote Assistance. I absolutely HATE someone who doesn't know what they are talking about, trying to tell me their problem. It's madness!!!!

11-14-2002, 11:47 AM

now i know why he wanted to call me

Sotilas Jane · 11-14-2002, 11:58 AM

To this point 80% of voters, think that Art Attack is a moron... The heated debate goes on....

=BA-MF=LoneGunner65=2nd=c · 11-14-2002, 11:59 AM

It goes onto the better life.

Sergeant John W Martin · 11-14-2002, 12:45 PM

Art Attack · 11-14-2002, 12:53 PM

I don't really give a fuck, the only reason I stayed on these forums was for SH but now that it's out and it's not all that great i'm leaving for DoD

"It would help if he would stop trying to dload Spearhead from Kaaza and all that porn all at once. Oh, and plugging in the CABLE MODEM would help!"

yeah downloading Spearhead off Kazaa that's why I own it asshole, and porn um....no and if my cable modem wasn't plugged in do you think I would of been sitting their talking to some guy with some fucked haircut who sits in front of his computer for like 22hrs a day, no I wouldn't.

Sindonesia · 11-14-2002, 01:22 PM

[quote="Art Attack":97d11]I don't really give a fuck, the only reason I stayed on these forums was for SH but now that it's out and it's not all that great i'm leaving for DoD

"It would help if he would stop trying to dload Spearhead from Kaaza and all that porn all at once. Oh, and plugging in the CABLE MODEM would help!"

yeah downloading Spearhead off Kazaa that's why I own it asshole, and porn um....no and if my cable modem wasn't plugged in do you think I would of been sitting their talking to some guy with some fucked haircut who sits in front of his computer for like 22hrs a day, no I wouldn't.[/quote:97d11]

Calm down Art, he was just messing with you. Hope you get everything fixed.