how to stop a tank -
06-27-2003, 10:29 AM
this is a guide on how to stop several nations' tanks using only a BAR
British tank: wait until the crew get out for one of their several daily tea breaks, and shoot them
American tank: put out a bunch of playboy magazines, when crew get out, shoot them.
German tank: wait until it drives 2 miles, it will break down
Japanese tank: penetrate armor with the BAR
Italian tank: shoot the guys pushing it
Russian tank: dfon't know yet, sure that Vodka has something to do with it[/i]
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