OWWWW!! good lord!

Zap. USMC · **OWWWW!! good lord! -** 02-13-2004, 07:25 PM

well ladies and gentlemen I think I may of bruised my left nut for good.......

This morning when I got up to take my daily morning piss I think I might of scared myself for life. My boxer brief boxers have the TIGHT elastic on the top and when I was holding that down half asleep to take a piss I lost hold of it, and it SNAPPED and caught my nut sack!!! never have I been so much pain!!! now I know what it feels like to have a rubberband or someone "smack" your balls...

I almost cried cry:

oOo:

xXiMDisTuRB3DXx · 02-13-2004, 07:26 PM

that sucks, i almost landed on my balls skateboarding... i was lucky

ninty · 02-13-2004, 07:26 PM

It'll get better. A friend of mine asked another "no so close" friend to punch him in the nuts jokingly, and the guy did as hard as he coud. My friend couldn't walk for the rest of the night. he seems ok now.

I hope you feel better.

Sergeant_Scrotum · 02-13-2004, 07:27 PM

ever see the video where the guy got his nuts tasered?

xXiMDisTuRB3DXx · 02-13-2004, 07:29 PM

scrotum, i like your sig, it's funny

Fireal · 02-13-2004, 07:37 PM

ouch, its happened to me. i invested on the ones with the penis holes

imported_Fluffy_Bunny · 02-13-2004, 07:37 PM

You have obviously never had the pleasure of getting stuck in Mr Zipper oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo:

snipes · 02-13-2004, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xXiMDisTuRB3DXx

that sucks, i almost landed on my balls skateboarding... i was lucky

ahaha my friend wasn't so lucky...landed on his balls while skating and had to get stitches it was so bad

Duke_of_Ray · 02-13-2004, 07:53 PM

Who actually uses underware? oOo:

Arch · 02-13-2004, 08:51 PM

Yeah, briefs are comfortable, but the ones with the pee hole are convinient. oOo:

Unknown_Sniper · 02-13-2004, 09:11 PM

theres a reason I wear really loose clothing. with almost no lastisity

Sgt>Stackem · 02-13-2004, 09:31 PM

rub some BenGay on it

Nyck · 02-13-2004, 09:33 PM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":bc120]rub some BenGay on it[/quote:bc120]

How long....HAR HAR HAR HAR eek:

Rannoch · 02-13-2004, 10:01 PM

HAW HAW HAW.

We're building a mini-MX track around my house. My neighbor was with his. He hasnt ridden in forever.

We dig our holes both to the side and in back of our jumps. We have this really small speedbump type jump, but its still easy to clear the ditch in back of it.

Well, he gets on my brothers bike, goes around the berm, and goes towards this little jump. He misses (idiot that he is) , and the front tire plows into the hole we dug. He wwasnt going fast, so the bike stopped instantly and he rammed the gascap with his nads. It was hilarious, the bike was upright in the hole, he was rolling around on the ground. I wish I had a video camera....

Recycled Spooge · 02-13-2004, 10:07 PM

So I was sitting in lunch today, and I placed my legs in a weird position which caused my dick to fall asleep. It felt like someone was holding my cock the whole time, when I tried walking. Creepy.