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Default officially the best news story of 2004 - 02-26-2004, 08:53 PM

this wont be beat anytime soon.

[url:1b422]http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_867923.html?menu=news.quirkies[/url:1b422]
  
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Default 02-26-2004, 09:01 PM

Fucking OW!!!!
  
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Default 02-26-2004, 09:01 PM

poor guy.
  
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Default 02-26-2004, 09:03 PM

kids,
if you're into BDSM, please, please, please use some semblence of common sense. annoy:


PS. I thought the guy that stuck his in a hot apple pie (Darwin Awards) outdid this guy though
  
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Default 02-26-2004, 09:04 PM

[quote:3248b]"His penis will be bent to one side but it will still function."[/quote:3248b]

well i'll be damned


  
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Default 02-26-2004, 09:07 PM

owww
  
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Default 02-26-2004, 09:38 PM

gives another meaning to the word 'locked' don't it..haha
  
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Default 02-26-2004, 09:41 PM

Tragic.


  
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Default 02-26-2004, 10:19 PM

OMFG cry: oOo: annoy:
  
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Default 02-26-2004, 10:41 PM

bent? oOo:
  
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Default 02-26-2004, 11:35 PM

I wonder if he can shoot it sideways.

He could stand on the corner of a street and pi$$ round the corner rock:
  
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Default 02-26-2004, 11:36 PM

oOo: fuckin weirdo gets what he deserves. dont try and lock the penis
  
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Default 02-26-2004, 11:51 PM

[quote="Old Reliable":3f09b]oOo: fuckin weirdo gets what he deserves. dont try and lock the penis[/quote:3f09b]

ROFL "dont try and lock the penis" happy:


someone should make a pic with a padlock around a dildo with "LOCT" underneath it rock:
  
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Default 02-27-2004, 12:48 AM

meh, that'll happen...he's into teh kinky sex anyways
...so a bent cock could be right up his alley....literally! ed:
  
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Default 02-27-2004, 08:34 AM

I feel sorry for that guy, what was he thinking?
  
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