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Default hot chix - 06-02-2004, 12:56 PM
Resident of Zambia had sex with chicken

http://english.pravda.ru/main/18/90/361/12952_sex.html

[img]http://english.pravda.ru/img/2004/05/hen.jpg[/img]

50-year old resident of town Chongvi (50 kilometers from Lusaka, capital of Zambia, Africa) was having sex with hen in his cottage.
His wife heard suspicious sounds, came into the room and saw the man in the midst of his sexual intercourse with the bird.

The man got angry because the wife prevented him from finishing his business, and tried to kill the woman. She ran away and called neighbors for help.

After the fact of sex with the bird was revealed, the man hang himself, and people killed the attractive hen.
  
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Default 06-02-2004, 12:58 PM
LMFAO THAT IS THE MOST F*CKED UP STORY IVE EVER HEARD!!!!!!
  
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Default 06-02-2004, 01:05 PM
[quote:37bbf]...and people killed the attractive hen.[/quote:37bbf]
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Default 06-02-2004, 01:18 PM
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[quote:a0b73]...and people killed the attractive hen.
rock:[/quote:a0b73]

They killed his bitch...awwww helll naw!

thats how the punisher got started...killing his woman! fire2: fire2:

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Default 06-02-2004, 01:26 PM
LOL look at the other stories

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Default 06-02-2004, 01:38 PM
chicken fucking is fun but dangerous
  
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Default 06-02-2004, 01:40 PM
Maybe he wanted scrambled eggs.
  
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Default 06-02-2004, 01:43 PM
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Maybe he wanted scrambled eggs.
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Default 06-02-2004, 02:05 PM
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Maybe he wanted scrambled eggs.
No No NO!!! click click clack!! I said I wanted Poached eggs not PENETRATED

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Default 06-02-2004, 02:40 PM
lol im gonna email that to my friend in zambia...but thats totally fake. pravda is shitty paper
  
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Default 06-02-2004, 02:56 PM
[quote="Old Reliable":90228]lol im gonna email that to my friend in zambia...but thats totally fake. pravda is shitty paper[/quote:90228]
lol, isnt Pravda the name of the soviet propoganda paper printed during WW2??
  
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Default 06-02-2004, 02:57 PM
yeah it was a soviet puppet publication, and it means "truth"
  
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Default 06-02-2004, 02:58 PM
[quote="Old Reliable":a03d9]and it means "truth"[/quote:a03d9] oOo:
  
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Default 06-02-2004, 03:05 PM
now we know the answer to the age old question. "which came first the chicken or the egg"
  
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Default 06-02-2004, 03:15 PM
[quote="Sgt>Stackem":2c08e]now we know the answer to the age old question. "which came first the chicken or the egg"[/quote:2c08e]

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