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Default When cybersex goes wrong!!! - 09-02-2004, 11:18 AM
you all might have seen this already but its funny!!

http://members.cox.net/daguilar1/funny.shtml

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Default 09-02-2004, 11:19 AM
Older than jesus christ and the cheeto under your couch

"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
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Default 09-02-2004, 11:23 AM
I remember this came out before the internet was invented.
  
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Default 09-02-2004, 11:53 AM
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I remember this came out before the internet was invented.
You are correct these were actually transcribed from hyroglyphics that were scratched into caves millions of years ago

"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
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Default 09-02-2004, 12:01 PM
still funny tho.
  
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Default 09-02-2004, 12:02 PM
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.

lmfao
  
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Default 09-02-2004, 01:05 PM
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still funny tho.

^as above
Plus im in work and it sucks rolleyes:

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Default 09-02-2004, 02:26 PM
it is old but still hilarious i read a few of these a long time ago good to see them agian lol
  
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Default 09-02-2004, 02:27 PM
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I've lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so

my favourite part.
  
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Default 09-02-2004, 02:51 PM
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.


Hahaha.
  
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Default 09-02-2004, 04:04 PM
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Older than jesus christ and the cheeto under your couch
ROFL rock: happy:
  
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Default 09-02-2004, 04:05 PM
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Default 09-02-2004, 10:59 PM
[img]http://forums.maxima.org/images/smilies/deadhorse.gif[/img]

LOL the best one is the last conversation. Oh man thats classic.
  
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Default 09-03-2004, 01:12 AM
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Default 09-03-2004, 01:27 AM
happy: happy: happy: happy:

never gets old rock:
  
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