[Doctor Duffy]

Well, just an hour ago I had walken to CompUSA to pick up a pair of headphones, and after seeing all the headphones were over $5 bucks, which was all I had, I headed over to the PC Gaming section, just to browse around.

I went past a old man, in his 60's probably, and who resembled Dr. Breen from Half Life 2 (dont have the game, but I've seen plenty of pics) and he had two daughters, one a brown haired girl who seemed to be my age, and was just standing by her dad, also checking out the games, but taking no interest in them. Then there was a curly haired girl, who was really pretty (No, Im not a pedophile). The brown haired girl, who had no interest in the games, turned her interest to me, and I dunno, Im no cutie, but she seemed to glance at me every couple seconds. Her dad was looking at a strategy guide for Rome: Total War.

I was looking at the back of the KOTOR box, just reading, when the dad came over, and said "Sarah, Christinne, we gotta go".
The little girl said (I wasnt watchiing...was reading the box) "Daddy, can I have this game?"
The brown haired girl went "Your such a tom-boy."
Then their father went, "No, Sarah, its too violent. I dont have the money, either"
She responded "I'll tell grandma when she comes tonight!"
"Tell her...what?"
"I'll tell her!"
"Sarah, what are you going to tell grandma?"
"You were eating mommy's doo-doo last night"

I chocked. I tried to hold my laughter in, but started chuckling louder and louder as I walked away, then turned around 20 feet later, and saw the old man standing there blushing really redly, gluing his eyes to the cover of the Rome Total War strategy guide.

Funniest thing ever. I could never imagine that old man doing his wife at that age.

So, what are some of the most embaressing, funny, or whatever kinda things you've heard little kids say? Share them!