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View Poll Results: Favorite type of pewp?
Classic log (sinker or floater) 11 55.00%
Nuggets 2 10.00%
Diarrhea/beer shits 3 15.00%
A good combo session 4 20.00%
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Default Favorite type of pewp? - 04-25-2005, 03:14 AM
I like nuggets myself, they can be pretty musical hitting the water.
And of course, afrodj13 is always an unspoken option.
  
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Default 04-25-2005, 03:59 AM
A good liquid shit is surprisingly easy to clean.
  
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Default 04-25-2005, 04:15 AM
wtf... eek:
  
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Default 04-25-2005, 04:19 AM
After my sister eats Doritoes, she has green shit.

I prefer a nice mix. Nuggets feel strangy good, tho
  
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Default 04-25-2005, 06:59 AM
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wtf... eek:
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Default 04-25-2005, 07:04 AM
A nice tapered torpedo that leaves no mark on the tissue is a slice of Heaven. One of those shits where you could wipe your arse then wipe the corners of your eyes with the same paper.

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Default 04-25-2005, 07:11 AM
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After my sister eats Doritoes, she has green shit.
eek: and you know this how?
  
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Default 04-25-2005, 07:17 AM
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After my sister eats Doritoes, she has green shit.
eek: and you know this how?
Germany is the Capital of the world for feces related porn. She probably took it on his chest while they were making a homemade porn.
  
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Default 04-25-2005, 07:35 AM
i took a shit in a lake and it floated
  
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Default 04-25-2005, 08:16 AM
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A nice tapered torpedo that leaves no mark on the tissue is a slice of Heaven. One of those shits where you could wipe your arse then wipe the corners of your eyes with the same paper.
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After my sister eats Doritoes, she has green shit.
and you know this how? eek:
She felt the need to regail us with this information when she did it...
  
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Default 04-25-2005, 08:26 AM
Although my user name would indicate otherwise, I prefer those nice torpedoes which Zoner discussed earlier. Nothing better than not having to use half of a roll to get your ass clean.
  
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Default 04-25-2005, 10:38 AM
same as zoner said. but sometimes it comes out like the way the liquor went in, burning and liquid.
  
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Default 04-25-2005, 10:43 AM
the worst is 'hot snakes'... the little burning snake-like mini-logs that usually are inspired by a night of boozing...
  
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Default 04-25-2005, 10:46 AM
Yup. Those lead to the infamous "Pudding Cup" shits...meaning the process of wiping your ass is like trying to wipe out a full chocolate pudding cup with a tissue.

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Default 04-25-2005, 10:49 AM
bwhahaha... so true...
  
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