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2nd Lieutenant
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The Cork -
09-12-2005, 10:27 AM
The Cork
Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after
their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge
cork stuck in his butt.
If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks
very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"
I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently
stuck in my butt."
"I do not understand," said the other.
The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped
over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge oldman
in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out.
He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."
I said, "No shit?"
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1st Lieutenant
Posts: 4,807
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Ottawa, Ont, Canada
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09-12-2005, 10:31 AM
annoy:
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Major General
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Location: University Park, PA
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09-12-2005, 10:37 AM
heh heh
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2nd Lieutenant
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Location: Laguna, Beach woowow Posts: 18463
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09-12-2005, 11:41 AM
... why are they arab?, that makes no sense to the joke whatsoever, why would you even make a thread for this mediocre at most joke?
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2nd Lieutenant
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Location: Good ol' England!
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09-12-2005, 11:51 AM
I read it on another forum, it made me lol. So I thought i'd share the joke oOo:
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Chief of Staff General
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Brampton Ontario Canada
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09-12-2005, 12:30 PM
Decent...don't see the point to making them ahve to be arab except for racial reasons.
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Colonel
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Location: wut
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09-12-2005, 12:41 PM
rolleyes:
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Command Sergeant Major
Posts: 2,644
Join Date: Dec 2003
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09-12-2005, 01:06 PM
LOL -
They didnt have to be ARAB and the genie didnt have to be UNCLE SAM - but its funny that it is.
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Major General
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: The Continent of Africa
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Re: The Cork -
09-12-2005, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Poseidon
Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after
their bomb making class
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Brigadier General
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ontario
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09-12-2005, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Poseidon
The Cork
Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after
their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge
cork stuck in his butt.
If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks
very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"
I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently
stuck in my butt."
"I do not understand," said the other.
The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped
over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge oldman
in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out.
He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."
I said, "No shit?"
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Administrator
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Location: Camp Crystal Lake
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09-12-2005, 01:35 PM
[img]http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y162/z0nah/lohan-sprite.jpg[/img]
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Captain
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Location: Robertplantsville
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09-12-2005, 01:54 PM
looooooo! @ lohan
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General of the Army
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Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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09-12-2005, 02:47 PM
LOL this whole thread is classic gf1
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1st Lieutenant
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: humping gobots...
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09-12-2005, 02:50 PM
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2nd Lieutenant
Posts: 3,609
Join Date: Jun 2004
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09-12-2005, 02:53 PM
two guys are having a drink at a bar : one rich, one poor, both married, and both their wives have birthdays within the next week.
the poor man asks: so what did you get your wife?
rich man replies: a ring and a mercedes
poor man asks puzzled: why two gifts?
rich man replies: because if she doesnt like the ring chances are she will like the mercedes
rich man pauses and asks: what did you get your wife?
poor man says: slippers and a dildo
rich man says puzzled: why the dildo?
poor man says: because if she doesnt like the slippers she can go fuck herself!
rock:
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