[Zoner]

I come in this morning and there's a Sprite can on my desk with a note from the cleaner:

"Empty can's (sic) completely before discarding in rubbish bin. I doubt you like being soaked by fizzy drinks, I know I don't!"

Now, if memory serves me correctly from yesterday afternoon, I left about a 1/4 teaspoon of Sprite in the can.

I just left a note of my own stuck to the garbage bag...

"Do your job and don't worry about a half teaspoon of Sprite left in a can...and don't leave garbage on my desk again or you'll find more than Sprite in the trash"

Seriously...I fucking know better than to leave like a half can of pop in the garbage. My blood pressure went off the chart when I saw that.

So we call the building and the manager starts giving my grief about ALWAYS leaving half-empty cans in my garbage. I tore that boy a new arsehole saying that I was raised better and that I was always the one who was cleaning up around here. At the end, he was going to talk to the cleaner.

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