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2nd Lieutenant
Posts: 3,907
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: SouthWest, Florida.
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08-09-2006, 11:40 PM
I get to wake up at 7 am and go to court for...JURY DUTY! HUZZAH'S ALL AROUND GENTS! I'm gonna find that ass guilty!
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1st Lieutenant
Posts: 4,860
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: The Greater Philidelphia Area
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08-09-2006, 11:42 PM
get out of it by acting like the most incompetant hick you could possibly be. Or sexually harass who is ever interviewing you.
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Colonel
Posts: 8,177
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ontario, New York
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08-09-2006, 11:44 PM
just say you're racist and you'll get out of jury duty
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2nd Lieutenant
Posts: 3,907
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: SouthWest, Florida.
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08-09-2006, 11:46 PM
I was thinking of showing up with ripped jeans, a foghat t-shirt and a 6 pack of canned Budweiser. If that doesn't do the trick I don't know what will!
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Command Sergeant Major
Posts: 2,025
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Tampa, FL or Charleston, SC
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08-09-2006, 11:46 PM
[quote="Airborne Butters":a156d]I get to wake up at 7 am and go to court for...JURY DUTY! HUZZAH'S ALL AROUND GENTS! I'm gonna find that ass guilty![/quote:a156d]
ya ive got jury duty the 21st its gay.
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Senior Member
Posts: 5,825
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Banned
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08-09-2006, 11:47 PM
lol, George Carlin had shit about this.... he said to tell the judge you can tell whether a man's guilty or not by the distance between his brows, rofl.
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General of the Army
Posts: 18,844
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: AA.com North Building, Offtopic Floor, Apartment 1337
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08-09-2006, 11:48 PM
[quote="Airborne Butters":9df98]I was thinking of showing up with ripped jeans, a foghat t-shirt![/quote:9df98]how is that different from your normal dress, isnt it a bithot for the fed ex hoodie anyway
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2nd Lieutenant
Posts: 3,907
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: SouthWest, Florida.
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08-09-2006, 11:49 PM
[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":92096][quote="Airborne Butters":92096]I was thinking of showing up with ripped jeans, a foghat t-shirt![/quote:92096]how is that different from your normal dress, isnt it a bithot for the fed ex hoodie anyway[/quote:92096]
haha, I'd be kicking ass if I had a foghat t-shirt. As for Fed-Ex I actually can't find that hoodie anywhere. Was my gaming hoodie, please send fax if you find, asap!
p.s. I think I left it in the corner of your room blitzy.
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General of the Army
Posts: 18,844
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: AA.com North Building, Offtopic Floor, Apartment 1337
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08-09-2006, 11:50 PM
[quote="Airborne Butters":71294][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":71294][quote="Airborne Butters":71294]I was thinking of showing up with ripped jeans, a foghat t-shirt![/quote:71294]how is that different from your normal dress, isnt it a bithot for the fed ex hoodie anyway[/quote:71294]
haha, I'd be kicking ass if I had a foghat t-shirt. As for Fed-Ex I actually can't find that hoodie anywhere. Was my gaming hoodie, please send fax if you find, asap!
p.s. I think I left it in the corner of your room blitzy.[/quote:71294]thats the only corner of the room your fat ass wasn't taking up! biggrin:
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Senior Member
Posts: 5,825
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Banned
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08-09-2006, 11:51 PM
Honestly, what's wrong with jury duty? I think the fact that it's a terrible experience is overhyped, imo. Better than getting your balls cut off.
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Corporal
Posts: 980
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Auburn Hills, MI
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08-09-2006, 11:55 PM
[quote="Simo Häyhä":19a5a]just say you're racist and you'll get out of jury duty[/quote:19a5a]
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Senior Member
Posts: 8,792
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Hans-AlbinVonReitzenstein
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08-10-2006, 12:13 AM
vote guilty no matter what the evidence.
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Major
Posts: 6,388
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: kanaduh
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08-10-2006, 12:17 AM
vote the opposite of what everyone else votes - free hotel & room service.
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Command Sergeant Major
Posts: 2,644
Join Date: Dec 2003
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08-10-2006, 12:46 AM
[color]Do any of the above and they will find you in contempt of court. . .[/color]
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General of the Army
Posts: 18,895
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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08-10-2006, 01:07 AM
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Originally Posted by strvs
vote the opposite of what everyone else votes - free hotel & room service.
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