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Default I just took a sh*t in the backyard - 09-21-2006, 11:12 PM
I wanted to post this because I really, really just did. I know I've been posting a lot of shit threads lately, but this one I think is worthy.

The basement just flooded with water so I was down there 3 hours straight with an industrial water-vacumm sucking up water. I kept thinking I was going to be fucking electrocuted so I wore my sneakers and stood on a chair while I did it. Dunno if it helped.

And the waters all off, so I cant take a shower or anything and I had to take a shit really badly so I took the laundry detergent bucket, put a plastic bag in it, and just took a massive shit right in my backyard. I peed in it to, I tried to avoid it but couldnt help myself.

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Default 09-21-2006, 11:16 PM
lol @ title.
  
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Default 09-21-2006, 11:21 PM
swearing in a title = against the rules, ban?
  
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Default 09-21-2006, 11:22 PM
Rofl, you're like the kindergarten tattletale, you're so super desperate.

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Default 09-21-2006, 11:25 PM
no I just want you gone becuase you give nothing of value to this forum.
  
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Default 09-21-2006, 11:26 PM
great idea using the bag-in-bucket technique, how was ur movement btw...firm/loose/other?
  
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Default 09-21-2006, 11:30 PM
[quote="Unknown_Sniper":f3323]no I just want you gone becuase you give nothing of value to this forum.[/quote:f3323]

And you're boring as fuck.

[quote="Eight Ace":f3323]great idea using the bag-in-bucket technique, how was ur movement btw...firm/loose/other?[/quote:f3323]

It was pretty sloppy, most of my crap is, I drink like 4 water bottles a dya.
  
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Default 09-21-2006, 11:54 PM
What a shitty thread.
  
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Default 09-21-2006, 11:57 PM
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What a shitty thread.
and that's where you write in small text "No pun intended" heh
  
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Default 09-22-2006, 08:12 AM
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...and gg taking a dump outdoors. I took a piss behind our shed last night...supposed to keep away skunks.

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Default 09-22-2006, 08:43 AM
sometimes when they turn the water off and i need to shit i'll shit in a bag and think of gerv

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Default 09-22-2006, 09:30 AM
i'm mailing this thread to keeley hazel

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