[imported_Fluffy_Bunny]

OK,

So I'm a few weeks into my cruise thing now & having quite a bit of fun, I'm enjoying the travelling a lot & have been all around Southern Europe & the Med.

However, Captain Fabulous my gay room mate has got his knickers in a twist. Last night we were at the bar & I figured I'd chat to him & some yank from Georgia who also turned out to be a fag, damn... O well more girlies for me! Usually I'd hang out with the straight guys but most of them are from Romania & I don't understand their yabadaba.

Anyhoo after a few drinks it slowly started to dawn on me that this American chap wasn't quite the ticket & after spending 30 minutes trying to explain to him that I wasn't infact a bum bandit & no amount of drink could make me one I decided to go back to my cabin. It was then that Captain Fab walked in & started his twinkle toed, bright-eyed fag stuff & & leaning on the end of my bed when I was in nowt but a shirt & box0rs. He started saying that most straight guys tend to have gay tendencies etc when they drink too much. By this time I had just about had enough gay bs & I'm pretty laid back! So I told him all that bs made me sick. Unfortunately Capt Fab went into a cold fag fury & lost all use of his wrists as he waved them about like a gay thunderbird puppet & stormed out. It now turns out that he wants to charge me for sexual harrassment rock: dance:

Under any other circumstances I would find this funny as fuck! But unfortunately it may stop me getting onto the bigger ships & shagging the hot dance girls so now I'm a little pissed. mad:
I may also have to attend a sexual harrassment course kus of all this bollocks, hahaha! biggrin: Gadam what a dick he is!