[Chronic Diarrhea]

I just got a text message from a # I don't know. It reads:

[quote:6aac6]I really want 2 convince u i woud'nt [sic] hurt u please give the move n a try! Things goes so well when u r here.[/quote:6aac6]


Now, I can either:

1) say, "OMFG I LOVE YOU *jizz*"

2) say, "EAT A BOWL OF DICKS YOU CUNT"


I'm assuming this is from a girl, because men just don't use that kind of language.

[Simo Häyhä]

i ruin lives every week
just phish myspace accounts all day, works wonders

[Chronic Diarrhea]

I sent back, "I'll think about it." Let's see where this goes....OH FUCK SHE'S CALLING ROFL....took like 2 seconds before I could even finish posting this

[Eames]

maybe u have a stalker

[strvs]

pee in her mouth

[Short Hand]

Originally Posted by strvs

pee in her mouth

[Bucknub]

Originally Posted by strvs

pee in her mouth

I like this idea

[Coleman]

reply to the text with a " 8====D"

[jujumantb]

Originally Posted by Coleman

reply to the text with a " 8====D"

i'd throw on a few "~~~" to the end for added effect

[Eight Ace]

tell her ur still unsure about the move, if she would let u
shit on her tits/face u would be more certain about things


gl, btw

[Tripper]

send an urgent reply from mertzger

[Zoner]

You should've gone with "EAT A BOWL OF DICKS YOU CUNT". There's no mincing words.

[imported_Fluffy_Bunny]

do what arkan would do

[Mr.Buttocks]

[quote="Eight Ace":37f42]tell her ur still unsure about the move, if she would let u
shit on her tits/face u would be more certain about things


gl, btw[/quote:37f42]


Ya flamin' Galah!

[Pyro]

why not just try it out.