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Default I done hurt my D*#k hand - 12-06-2004, 10:45 PM

Well today was about the shittiest monday I have had in a long time. About 1/2 an hour before I was about to go home from work I smashed my thumb with a crow bar. I hit it good with that I'm going to kill you kinda swing.


This is a pic of my left and right thumb, notice the swelling.
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So I hop in the car with the intension of going to the hospital and I get about five minutes from work and my Transmision goes for the shits. I cost me 100$ to tow the fucking thing. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I hate mondays. cuss: cuss: cuss: cuss: cuss: cuss:
  
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Default 12-06-2004, 10:48 PM

owned. j/k. dude that sucks.
  
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Default 12-06-2004, 10:50 PM

ow damn that looks painful


  
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Default 12-06-2004, 10:50 PM

[quote="@/\/G3L":27c0c]owned. j/k. dude that sucks.[/quote:27c0c]


Dude, funny you should say that, cuase after I smashed my them I thought to myself " shit man ......you just owned yourself"
  
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Default 12-06-2004, 10:53 PM

that sucks. just dont go on a murderous rampage.
  
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Default 12-06-2004, 10:59 PM

I said owned today. But that was because i crushed a beatle that was like 4 inches long. Made a nice squish. And i just stood back and yelled OWED MOTHA' FUCKA'. Funny to everyone who knew what owned meant.
  
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Default 12-06-2004, 11:08 PM

stfu
  
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Default 12-06-2004, 11:08 PM

[quote="@/\/G3L":81da8]I said owned today. But that was because i crushed a beatle that was like 4 inches long. Made a nice squish. And i just stood back and yelled OWED MOTHA' FUCKA'. Funny to everyone who knew what owned meant.[/quote:81da8]

was that before or after recess?
  
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I said owned today. But that was because i crushed a beatle that was like 4 inches long. Made a nice squish. And i just stood back and yelled OWED MOTHA' FUCKA'. Funny to everyone who knew what owned meant.
was that before or after recess?[/quote:660d9] biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: [img]http://s92915907.onlinehome.us/smilies/huge_loling.gif[/img][img]http://s92915907.onlinehome.us/smilies/huge_cuss.gif[/img] cuss:
  
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Default 12-06-2004, 11:14 PM

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I said owned today. But that was because i crushed a beatle that was like 4 inches long. Made a nice squish. And i just stood back and yelled OWED MOTHA' FUCKA'. Funny to everyone who knew what owned meant.
was that before or after recess?[/quote:0b6df]or maybe it was in the stairwell where he eats his lunch.


  
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Default 12-06-2004, 11:16 PM

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I said owned today. But that was because i crushed a beatle that was like 4 inches long. Made a nice squish. And i just stood back and yelled OWED MOTHA' FUCKA'. Funny to everyone who knew what owned meant.
was that before or after recess?
biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: cuss:[/quote:50958]

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I think it was actually right after naptime with that l337 carpet square
  
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Default 12-06-2004, 11:20 PM

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I said owned today. But that was because i crushed a beatle that was like 4 inches long. Made a nice squish. And i just stood back and yelled OWED MOTHA' FUCKA'. Funny to everyone who knew what owned meant.
was that before or after recess?
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I think it was actually right after naptime with that l337 carpet square[/quote:49729]+1 for mentioning the carpet square


  
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Default 12-06-2004, 11:23 PM

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PS - appologies for derailing this thread... good luck with the car, new trans = $$$$$$
  
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Default 12-06-2004, 11:25 PM

nahh it was when we were unloading fruit cause our band is to poor to pay for a trip we have to do manual labor to pay for one. with our luck we may get that trip to the local prison and be able to play some songs for them.
  
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Default 12-06-2004, 11:27 PM

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owned. j/k. dude that sucks.

I thought to myself " shit man ......you just owned yourself"[/quote:e3bed]

ROFL! i say that to myself ALL the time.


  
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