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General of the Army
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Ireland
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A gamers manifesto -
06-01-2005, 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Nyck
But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
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2nd Lieutenant
Posts: 3,811
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Redmond, Home of Microsoft
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06-01-2005, 10:14 PM
Hosted on a a site called pointless waste of time, fuck, how could i not click?!
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Captain
Posts: 5,558
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Anaheim, CA
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06-01-2005, 11:12 PM
lol
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Major General
Posts: 12,683
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Calgary
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06-01-2005, 11:27 PM
"Marine, we need you to head to the depths of the compound to rescue a scientist that is being held hostage by Satan and his manyfold minions. Here's your pistol and eight rounds of ammunition. Good luck."
Some pretty good one liners in there.
"The crate has long been held up as an example of lazy game art design, a crutch that game level decorators have been falling back on for fifteen damned years. Come to think of it, have you ever actually seen one of those wooden crates in real life? And did you smash it to see if there were bullets and medicine inside? "
Ahahaga
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Captain
Posts: 5,724
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Mostly Vermont. Also New Hampshire
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06-01-2005, 11:28 PM
"Instant-Failure Stealth Levels. Ack. This brings back horrible memories of a Goldeneye level where if you tripped an alarm, an infinite number of bad guys poured forth. We knew a man who failed that level 37 times, then got the Infinite Health cheat for it and came back. He intentionally tripped the alarm, the guards rushed out. Laughing maniacally, he proceeded to shoot those fuckers for four hours, killing 1,183 of them - 682 with groin shots - before his thumbs cramped up. Your game should not create this kind of bitterness. "
ROFL!!!! this site is both funny and boring. what a waste of time.
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Colonel
Posts: 8,386
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: wut
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06-02-2005, 04:15 AM
Good stuff (saw it on [H])
I hope game devs read that.
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Senior Member
Posts: 748
Join Date: Oct 2004
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06-02-2005, 04:30 AM
[quote="Unknown_Sniper":5742b]"Instant-Failure Stealth Levels. Ack. This brings back horrible memories of a Goldeneye level where if you tripped an alarm, an infinite number of bad guys poured forth. We knew a man who failed that level 37 times, then got the Infinite Health cheat for it and came back. He intentionally tripped the alarm, the guards rushed out. Laughing maniacally, he proceeded to shoot those fuckers for four hours, killing 1,183 of them - 682 with groin shots - before his thumbs cramped up. Your game should not create this kind of bitterness. "
ROFL!!!! this site is both funny and boring. what a waste of time.[/quote:5742b]
oh man, that just reminds me MOHAA, where the alarm bell goes off and you can actually see the soldiers spawning.
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Command Sergeant Major
Posts: 2,389
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Is "Fuck You" A Valid Answer?
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06-02-2005, 04:42 AM
the piece about the crates, they're right oOo:
Smoke 'em if you got 'em!
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Colonel
Posts: 9,369
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: United States of England
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06-02-2005, 04:49 AM
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Originally Posted by DreadHead
the piece about the crates, they're right oOo:
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Brigadier General
Posts: 10,721
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: C-eH-N-eH-D-eH eH?
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06-02-2005, 06:11 AM
awesome beer:
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Captain
Posts: 5,021
Join Date: Mar 2005
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06-02-2005, 06:32 AM
[quote:a2ec1]8. I understand that John Madden was raised by wild boars...[/quote:a2ec1]
happy:
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2nd Lieutenant
Posts: 3,192
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Kansas City KS
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06-02-2005, 06:55 AM
I've seen those crates. They're down in the warehouse district. You know, by the railyard.
**Practicing the dark art of turn signal usage since 1976.** 
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Administrator
Posts: 17,739
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Camp Crystal Lake
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06-02-2005, 07:41 AM
Holy shit, that was teh funneh!!! My co-workers are wondering what I'm snickering about.
I told them to go pack sand up their arses and get back to Excel, the fucking cube 'tards.
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Colonel
Posts: 8,441
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Goatse
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06-02-2005, 08:38 AM
pointlesswasteoftime rules my life. Funniest shit Ive ever read. Every fuckin article has had me literally rofl
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Colonel
Posts: 8,441
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Goatse
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06-02-2005, 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
pointlesswasteoftime rules my life. Funniest shit Ive ever read. Every fuckin article has had me literally rofl
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EDITZ: gerV, its good to have you back. I missed your posting of month old stuff |
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