[rdeyes]

my new x-gf ruined my gaming computer by pouring water or some foreign substances on it , what do you think i need to replace ? is the whole thing toast ?
it wont turn on and theres liquid on the HD

[Doctor Duffy]

You got OWNED by the female force.

[Coleman]

ouch

[rdeyes]

i guess thats what i get for fucking with a control freak

[Doctor Duffy]

Nah, seems to me you loved your cold, cold box of metal over her. I suggest you cut off your genitalia.

[Coleman]

[quote="Doctor Duffy":7e970]Nah, seems to me you loved your cold, cold box of metal over her. I suggest you cut off your genitalia.[/quote:7e970] rolleyes: hake:

[lasagna]

she "squirted" all over it

[Doctor Duffy]

[quote=Coleman]

Originally Posted by "Doctor Duffy":2a00e

Nah, seems to me you loved your cold, cold box of metal over her. I suggest you cut off your genitalia.

rolleyes: hake:[/quote:2a00e]

You too, frat-boy.

[rdeyes]

no what happened was i asked her to leave about 5 times and she wouldnt so i left the room to go call the police

[Doctor Duffy]

Originally Posted by rdeyes

no what happened was i asked her to leave about 5 times and she wouldnt so i left the room to go call the police

WHAT?!

[dr nein]

You have some fucked up tastes in women.

A: Kill her. That will prevent her from breeding.
B: Intelligence. Next time, shoot her.
C: Get a fleshlight.
D: Take her to court for the damage she caused.

[rdeyes]

anyway thanks for the input

[lasagna]

[quote="dr nein":d1fd8]You have some fucked up tastes in women.

A: Kill her. That will prevent her from breeding.
[/quote:d1fd8]

or you could make a few "cuts"

[dr nein]

Nah, kill her. It would be doing the world a favor.

Oh, and E: Don't have kids.

[Eight Ace]

...she going to be ok?