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Default Scorned Women - 07-23-2005, 12:19 AM
my new x-gf ruined my gaming computer by pouring water or some foreign substances on it , what do you think i need to replace ? is the whole thing toast ?
it wont turn on and theres liquid on the HD
  
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Default 07-23-2005, 12:21 AM
You got OWNED by the female force.
  
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Default 07-23-2005, 12:21 AM
ouch
  
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Default 07-23-2005, 12:22 AM
i guess thats what i get for fucking with a control freak
  
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Default 07-23-2005, 12:28 AM
Nah, seems to me you loved your cold, cold box of metal over her. I suggest you cut off your genitalia.
  
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Default 07-23-2005, 12:29 AM
[quote="Doctor Duffy":7e970]Nah, seems to me you loved your cold, cold box of metal over her. I suggest you cut off your genitalia.[/quote:7e970] rolleyes: hake:
  
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Default 07-23-2005, 12:33 AM
she "squirted" all over it
  
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Default 07-23-2005, 12:38 AM
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Nah, seems to me you loved your cold, cold box of metal over her. I suggest you cut off your genitalia.
rolleyes: hake:[/quote:2a00e]

You too, frat-boy.
  
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Default 07-23-2005, 12:39 AM
no what happened was i asked her to leave about 5 times and she wouldnt so i left the room to go call the police
  
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Default 07-23-2005, 12:43 AM
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no what happened was i asked her to leave about 5 times and she wouldnt so i left the room to go call the police

WHAT?!
  
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Default 07-23-2005, 12:51 AM
You have some fucked up tastes in women.

A: Kill her. That will prevent her from breeding.
B: Intelligence. Next time, shoot her.
C: Get a fleshlight.
D: Take her to court for the damage she caused.
  
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Default 07-23-2005, 12:53 AM
anyway thanks for the input
  
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Default 07-23-2005, 12:54 AM
[quote="dr nein":d1fd8]You have some fucked up tastes in women.

A: Kill her. That will prevent her from breeding.
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or you could make a few "cuts"
  
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Default 07-23-2005, 12:55 AM
Nah, kill her. It would be doing the world a favor.

Oh, and E: Don't have kids.
  
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Default 07-23-2005, 01:03 AM
...she going to be ok?
  
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