[Bazooka_Joe]

It's the episode where Homer sends Mr. Burns an "I hate you" letter. He decides that he didn't want to give it to him, and tries to go to the post office as Mr. Burns.

HOMER: (Acting voice) "Hell-oooo. . .I'm Mr. Burns. . .I'd like to get my mail, pleasseeeee. . "

MAILMAN: "Ok, Mr. Burns, what is your first name please?"

HOMER: ". . ..I don't knowwww. . ."

I need that sound! Can anyone help?

[Zoner]

Here ya go:

http://www.u.arizona.edu/~mbstepp/sounds/mail.wav

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Zone

[descry]

lol did you just have that laying around?

[Zoner]

heh heh...found it pretty easily, actually.

Guess I lucked out.


Zone

[Bazooka_Joe]

LOL

Zoner, I love you. I owe you 1 session of man-sex. oOo: ed:

[Zoner]

<Simpsons reference>

Sorry, Joe, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!

</Simpsons reference>

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Zone

[Milla]

ROFLMFAO! thats clasic "..i dont know" LOL!

[Airborne Butters]

Marge: " No Homer, you'll kill us all!"

Homer: " Or die trying!"

[Bucknub]

or homer in new york

Homer: "I'm getting out of this city alive, even if it kills me".

lol

[Vance]

Or, Homer bowling a perfect game....


Lenny: ''Hey Homer, that's four strikes in a row. You've got a
perfect game going.''
Homer: ''Really?''
Carl: ''Careful what you say, Lenny; you'll jinx him.''
Lenny: ''Oh, right, sorry.

Miss! MISS! Sorry, I was
calling the waitress. [to waitress] Ah, this split you
sold me is making me choke.''
Homer: ''Lenny!''
Lenny: ''What? I paid 7.10 for this split.''
Carl: ''Will you at least call it a banana split, you dumbwad?''
Lenny: ''Hey, SPARE me your gutter-mouth!''

[con Brio]

what do u need the sound for?

[Eight Ace]

Homer on all-fours yelling to God "if you're so great, if your'e really there... contact me now! " or whatever,

...phone rings...

Homer, totally freaked, slowly picks up phone:-

"...yhellooooo00000?????..."

perfect biggrin:

[Magnum]

That "I don't know" response is so classic.

[Bazooka_Joe]

[quote="con Brio":42ba7]what do u need the sound for?[/quote:42ba7]

It's a reference to one of the morons that calls our deptmartment. Basically, we needed to show him how to use a mouse, turn on the PC, the floppys dont go in the slot CD-ROM, and that closing programs after using them was necessary. So, he called and said this:

[quote:42ba7]"Hello this is Mr. ________(hey, you never know whos on these forums! lol), I'm trying to open this program, but it dosen't seem to want to.. . ."

"Ok, can you tell me what's on the screen right now?"

"......it's black".

"Is the monitor on?"

"........ummmm..thats the TV right? No, it's off. . OH! The PC's off too, I got it, ok thanks bye! *CLICK*"

"(insert obscene words here)". . ..*CLICK*[/quote:42ba7]

I swear though, the most intellengent mistake this guy ever made was trying to put the phone line into his ethernet jack on his laptop. That one actually stumped me so bad I had to goto his office, heh

guys you should try watching family guy. That show is good as well.