| Offtopic Any topics not related to the games we cover. Doesn't mean this is a Spam-fest. Profanity is allowed, enter at your own risk. |
  Words for Birthday Cards |
|
|
|
|
Guest
|
Words for Birthday Cards -
01-13-2003, 10:58 AM
What's something good to write on a birthday card?
it's my boss' birthday tomorrow and I have no idea what to write on the card... eek:
help me oOo:
(p.s. i'm trying to butter her up b/c i wanna ask for a pay rise at the end of the month! biggrin: evil: )
|
|
|
|
 |
|
|
|
|
Senior Member
Posts: 8,546
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: I don't know
|
01-13-2003, 11:01 AM
I wanna kiss you all over... over and again.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Guest
|
01-13-2003, 11:07 AM
eeeekkk! stay the hell away from me!
hahaha you sick bastard! biggrin:
anyway, i should mention that my boss is a ... hmm, large woman .. who will be 40
p.s. I'm married and not into that kind of kinky stuff Innoxx. But i'll gladly watch your videos of you doing that kind of stuff ed: biggrin:
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Senior Member
Posts: 3,849
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Bothell, Washington, U.S.A
|
01-13-2003, 11:09 AM
Well then you could try this,
Happy Birthday!
I like big butts and I cannot lie...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Senior Member
Posts: 1,031
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Bakersfield, California
|
01-13-2003, 11:22 AM
Well u could say Happy Birthday u big nut open this card and get a slut. LOL
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Senior Member
Posts: 12,585
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Staten Island, NY, USA
|
01-13-2003, 12:42 PM
Front: Well boss, another year has come and gone, and you're still as good looking and full of spunk as ever!
Inside: But how bout we skip the small talk: Can I request a raise?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
2nd Lieutenant
Posts: 3,441
Join Date: Oct 2002
|
01-13-2003, 02:17 PM
[quote="Pfc.Green":0011f]Well then you could try this,
Happy Birthday!
I like big butts and I cannot lie...[/quote:0011f]
continued...
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Makes me so horny
Ooh, all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy
Thats a great song
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
General of the Army
Posts: 18,202
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Ireland
|
01-13-2003, 02:17 PM
Congratulations, you're one year closer to dieing of old age...... evil:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nyck
But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Major
Posts: 6,139
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Sydney
|
01-13-2003, 03:55 PM
hows about,
Front: Happy Birthday, you hefty cow!!...
Inside: I want a pay rise...right fuckin' now!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Senior Member
Posts: 8,546
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: I don't know
|
01-13-2003, 04:15 PM
[quote="Da_Bian":710ec]i'll gladly watch your videos of you doing that kind of stuff ed: biggrin:[/quote:710ec]
I'll see what I can do.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Senior Member
Posts: 256
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Minnesota
|
01-13-2003, 06:15 PM
Happy b-day, Now open those beef curtains, cuz I gots somthin for you!
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.12 by ScriptzBin Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
© 1998 - 2007 by Rudedog Productions | All trademarks used are properties of their respective owners. All rights reserved.
|
Linear Mode
