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Default Longest Time In The Bathroom? - 06-10-2003, 01:56 PM
Omg this morning i was in the bathroom in my house when i got up to go to school....it was like 6 o`clock and after i took a shower I took a big shit
I meen this was the longest and most hurtfull i`ve ever done! omg

Has anyone of you lost your time in the bathroom and actually spent like 1 or 2 hours on the toilet...and if you say yes cause of masturbating then thats sad it takes you that long,LOL
  
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Default 06-10-2003, 02:00 PM
I had a stomach flu in February and I spent an entire night shittin' gravy. I swear to Jeebus, I was on the can 98% of the time between 11:00PM and 7:00AM (then I went to the hospital).

Nasty.

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Default 06-10-2003, 02:01 PM
10 mins max for me
  
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Default damn - 06-10-2003, 02:02 PM
thats very sad man...feel bad for ya....did you crap your guts out or some thing?LMAO that would hurt....
  
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Default Re: damn - 06-10-2003, 02:03 PM
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did you crap your guts out or some thing?
Not far from it...heh heh

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Default 06-10-2003, 02:03 PM
what a messed up topic oOo:. but this is the offtopic forum...
  
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what a messed up topic oOo:. but this is the offtopic forum...
Yes, this is almost as worse as Sclass's "Would you show a kid your pubes for 75 cents?" Thread.
  
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Default 06-10-2003, 02:07 PM
I'm always reading on the shitter, so I'd say the longest has been an hour.
  
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Default sorry - 06-10-2003, 02:07 PM
i just wanted to share how much pain i had when i crapped out like 5 feet of chicken i had last night! LMAO
and mash potatoes with awesome country gravy and some country fried steak MUAHAHAHAHAHA
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Default 06-10-2003, 02:09 PM
Hehe, it's a funny one though.

Two factors that a lot of humans cannot fail to find humorous:

1) Toilet humour

2) Other people in pain (Slapstick).

I've had some seriously long stints before. Not as bad as a whole hour, but still...

I'm not sure which I hate more... Shitting bricks or eye-of-a-needle.
  
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Default 06-10-2003, 02:19 PM
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Yes, this is almost as worse as Sclass's "Would you show a kid your pubes for 75 cents?" Thread.
HAW HAW HAW! No, nothing's as bad as that thread.

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Default 06-10-2003, 02:19 PM
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what a messed up topic oOo:. but this is the offtopic forum...
Yes, this is almost as worse as Sclass's "Would you show a kid your pubes for 75 cents?" Thread.
Yes that was disturbing, and right now im typing this while i sit on the shitter.
  
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Default 06-10-2003, 02:20 PM
mad: <---- well thats probably how my face looks when im crapping.
  
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Default 06-10-2003, 02:24 PM
Hopefully there are no flames shooting up from your crotch, though...

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Default 06-10-2003, 02:35 PM
What about spending time in th bathroom passed out after puking?

I think i've done that before in my own house. My mom wasn't too pleased, to say the least.

At the time I was 17 and came home from a haloween party just plastered. I probably spent from 3am till like 7am in there sleeping/puking. Fun times.

The longest shit i've taken i probably an hour or two. Leave no man behind.
  
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