going to the orthodontist, need tips

Office Depot · **going to the orthodontist, need tips -** 06-12-2003, 02:54 PM

for you experienced bracerers, whats the best way to get teh tits in the face when at the orthodontist?

Office Depot · 06-12-2003, 02:55 PM

yo...this is a 30 minute appointment, i have time this time...

Zoner · 06-12-2003, 02:56 PM

Short of getting arrested for sexual assault, there isn't much you can do when you're in the chair, besides drool and look like a potzer.

Office Depot · 06-12-2003, 02:58 PM

zoner..are you an experienced brace person? i dont think you are... you would know theres lots you can do... lol..

Zoner · 06-12-2003, 03:00 PM

Nope, I'm not. My teeth are in good shape so I don't need a grill like a Buick Skylark.

[img]http://dentistry.4mg.com/images/teeths/headgear.jpg[/img]

^ Office Depot ^ biggrin:

Rannoch · 06-12-2003, 03:00 PM

Unless she's hot, its not any fun. Its like being smothered.

Tripper · 06-12-2003, 03:03 PM

Tip: Don't cry like a Wuss. biggrin:

T.Hunter · 06-12-2003, 03:05 PM

Dont even bother. the chicks in there are usually old and fat. but the hot ones always turn out to be bitches, acting like they are the Dr. Fact: you will wana shoot yourself when you feel the pain for those damned things. i had braces for 5 years. and hated every god damn second of it

trust me

this isnt something to get excited about.

it WILL fucking hurt.

Office Depot · 06-12-2003, 03:11 PM

no no no.. i have had these braces on for like 3 years now, i get them off in about 4 weeks i think.. and the lady that usually works on me doesn't look bad. happy:

Zoner · 06-12-2003, 03:14 PM

Say to her, "Ya know, when I get these things off, the first thing I'd like to feel on my teeth is your tongue."

Do it. Chicks love nothing more than 'net n3rds who just get their braces off...it's like a passage into manhood.

Office Depot · 06-12-2003, 03:21 PM

oh zoner.. you're a hoot.. lol..

06-12-2003, 04:40 PM

man, i have braces now for the SECOND time. Our dentist bsed us, saying that I need those on earlier so that i couldget them lined up for my next braces. I had those for 2 years, then wore a retainer for 1, then happy i got them off. 3 years later, i had to get them again. WTF?!?

And hurts like hell the first night of having them. And the first thing I wanna do when i get my braces off is eat corn. I hate getting that stuff stuck in my braces oOo:

Office Depot · 06-12-2003, 04:42 PM

well guys i'm back. it went pretty good.

Vance · 06-12-2003, 04:42 PM

Sclass, I've always wanted to ask where in the hell did your sig come from?

06-12-2003, 04:43 PM

The "Boom" music video by System of a Down