Offtopic Any topics not related to the games we cover. Doesn't mean this is a Spam-fest. Profanity is allowed, enter at your own risk. |
 Political Joke |
|
|
Senior Member
Posts: 2,106
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Fife, Scotland
|
Political Joke -
04-22-2003, 05:36 PM
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?" Dad says, "Well
son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later
that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to Check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy, so the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed going at it doggy style with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, with everyone at the breakfast table, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "The Prime Minister is screwing the Working Class
while the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored And the Future is in deep shit.
|
|
|
 |
|
|
Guest
|

04-22-2003, 05:46 PM
old, but still funny
|
|
|
 |
|
|
Senior Member
Posts: 447
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Caserma Ederle, Italy
|

04-23-2003, 12:47 AM
Haven't heard that one before. very funny!!! but the best thing about it is, how true is the punchline. lol. biggrin:
|
|
|
 |
|
|
Senior Member
Posts: 2,324
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: ATX
|

04-23-2003, 12:52 AM
ah the working class, id hit it
|
|
|
 |
|
|
Senior Member
Posts: 870
Join Date: Jan 2002
|

04-23-2003, 12:55 AM
Haha. freak: oOo: biggrin: happy:
|
|
|
 |
|
|
Senior Member
Posts: 12,585
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Staten Island, NY, USA
|

04-23-2003, 03:49 PM
Hehe, nice! biggrin:
|
|
|
 |
|
|
Member
Posts: 33
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Canada
|

04-23-2003, 04:09 PM
Ha haa ha ha ha take that Polotics!!!!!!
|
|
|
 |
|
|
Guest
|

06-26-2003, 02:21 AM
gay
|
|
|
 |
|
|
Senior Member
Posts: 1,153
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Cleveland, Hohio
|

06-26-2003, 02:26 AM
i like it, nice
|
|
|
 |
|
|
General of the Army
Posts: 18,895
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
|

06-26-2003, 02:47 AM
[quote="Loki_master":5e6e2]gay[/quote:5e6e2]
*/me lowers himself to loki's level*
FUCK UP GAY FAG!
U LIKE BUMSEX!
|
|
|
 |
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.12 by ScriptzBin Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
© 1998 - 2007 by Rudedog Productions | All trademarks used are properties of their respective owners. All rights reserved.
|