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Default ...guys, I don't know where to turn... - 11-08-2003, 10:13 PM

My gf used to be happy with a "Dutch thick-shake", but now I am expected to have a
"fish-supper" in return.... *sob* ...are we drifting apart, like, without me realizing it...?
  
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Default 11-08-2003, 10:20 PM

best thing to do...put a gun to your head and pay her a visit...but go dressed as bill clinton
  
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Default 11-08-2003, 10:27 PM

...ok, I'll..*weeps* ..try it...thx... cry:
  
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Default 11-08-2003, 10:38 PM

you trying to say youve been getting head from her all this time without returning the favor? consider yourself lucky my man. rock:

in the meantime....gear up, chin up, and fall in...into the cooch. beer:

it has to be done. shit ive never been in that situation where mutual head wasnt a one way street. annoy:
  
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Default 11-09-2003, 06:38 AM

OMG ,


Be a man. Get in there and have some fun man.
  
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Default 11-09-2003, 08:24 AM

Dont give in man. Dont eat it!!!
  
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Default 11-09-2003, 09:17 AM

licker and sticker bro
  
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Default 11-09-2003, 10:21 AM

[quote="{TRC}ZenMaster":de4f4]OMG ,


Be a man. Get in there and have some fun man.[/quote:de4f4]

Well said!
  
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Default 11-09-2003, 12:58 PM

gotta give a lil to get a lil.
  
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Default 11-09-2003, 01:01 PM

Show your dominance.
"I dont wanna eat that shit, make me a goddamn sandwhich......WOMAN!"
  
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Default 11-09-2003, 01:22 PM

[quote="Animal Mother":1941d]Show your dominance.
"I dont wanna eat that shit, make me a goddamn sandwhich......WOMAN!"[/quote:1941d]

that will get you a slap. Not head.
  
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Default 11-09-2003, 01:47 PM

FUCK YUUUU DUDE
  
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Default 11-09-2003, 01:58 PM

lol

Make sure you do a "credit card swipe" or you'll have a mouthful of bacteria.
  
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Default 11-09-2003, 02:12 PM

...thx man, that seems like sound advice, as for the rest of you...
you just don't understand, my gf has got a quim like a horses collar,
it's like a Wizards sleeve I tells ya...!! cry:
  
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Default 11-09-2003, 02:35 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":cdf14]...thx man, that seems like sound advice, as for the rest of you...
you just don't understand, my gf has got a quim like a horses collar,
it's like a Wizards sleeve I tells ya...!! cry:[/quote:cdf14]

GOD DAMN ACE, you gotta stop man, your killing me ....ROFLLMAO horses collar happy: happy: happy: happy: rock:
  
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