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Default 10 things every guy should experience - 01-30-2004, 07:06 PM

Just saw a preview for this show on Spike Tv....what do they know..the super bowl...pshhh

I give you my own list

1. A threesome with two girls - none of that double meat action

2. Wake up in a strange place - That way you can wake up thinking.."where the Fu*k am I and I and How did I get there." Then if no one knows how, that gives you free reign to create some kick ass story on how it happened.

3. The Perfect Steak - Nothing I mean nothing will beat a steak so soft and juicy that it will melt in your mouth..this is the steak your 90 yr gramps could eat without his dentures.

4. The Immaculate No Wiper - This is the triple platinum album of dumps. This is the one that passes and you wipe and magically there is nothing on the paper. Its all of the satisfaction without any of the messy clean up!

5. Cry because of sports - This is true passion. It shows that you care without all the huggy crap that goes along with it

6. Find 20 bucks on the street - Man this is the best. Some say that it will come full circle and end up biting you on the ass. Screw That! They just say that because they either want that 20 bucks or lost it in the 1st place.

7.Getting Kicked in the Balls - Why you ask..so you can feel the pain for yourself and never let it happen again. It will teach you self preservation for you and your twins.

8. Win at Monopoly - This is proof on how much of a cut throat bastard you are. This will decide if you will be successful in life or not. If you havent won at monopoly then you are a painsy ass who won't get anywhere in life.

9. Jacking Off - Every real man has/does Jack Off. This takes all power out of a woman and puts it into your Hand. If a man says he has never jacked off hes lying. At some time that guy has dryhumped his bed in his sleep.

10. Go to all 4 major sporting events Live(and your home team wins) - That way you get the "total experience" of all major sports. You get that rush from watching your team win. But my city/state doesnt have teams in all major sports you say..Well Your city/state sucks and you should move. End of Story.

there it is..my top 10 list


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Default Re: 10 things every guy should experience - 01-30-2004, 07:08 PM

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1. A threesome with two girls - none of that double meat action
now thats what im talkin about rock: rock: rock: rock:
  
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Default 01-30-2004, 07:11 PM

Brilliant. cool:
  
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Default 01-30-2004, 07:13 PM

Sad, just plain sad they would make a TV show about this. rolleyes:
  
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Default 01-30-2004, 07:15 PM

1. A threesome with two girls - none of that double meat action - not yet

2. Wake up in a strange place - That way you can wake up thinking.."where the Fu*k am I and I and How did I get there." Then if no one knows how, that gives you free reign to create some kick ass story on how it happened. - not yet

3. The Perfect Steak - Nothing I mean nothing will beat a steak so soft and juicy that it will melt in your mouth..this is the steak your 90 yr gramps could eat without his dentures. - Im pretty sure ive had this
4. The Immaculate No Wiper - This is the triple platinum album of dumps. This is the one that passes and you wipe and magically there is nothing on the paper. Its all of the satisfaction without any of the messy clean up! - check

5. Cry because of sports - This is true passion. It shows that you care without all the huggy crap that goes along with it - uh crying aint my thing unless I get really realyl badly hurt or someone dies

6. Find 20 bucks on the street - Man this is the best. Some say that it will come full circle and end up biting you on the ass. Screw That! They just say that because they either want that 20 bucks or lost it in the 1st place. - check

7.Getting Kicked in the Balls - Why you ask..so you can feel the pain for yourself and never let it happen again. It will teach you self preservation for you and your twins. - hurts like a mother, check

8. Win at Monopoly - This is proof on how much of a cut throat bastard you are. This will decide if you will be successful in life or not. If you havent won at monopoly then you are a painsy ass who won't get anywhere in life. - ah no
9. Jacking Off - Every real man has/does Jack Off. This takes all power out of a woman and puts it into your Hand. If a man says he has never jacked off hes lying. At some time that guy has dryhumped his bed in his . - hell yeah
10. Go to all 4 major sporting events Live(and your home team wins) - That way you get the "total experience" of all major sports. You get that rush from watching your team win. But my city/state doesnt have teams in all major sports you say..Well Your city/state sucks and you should move. End of Story - Will try for this
  
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Default 01-30-2004, 07:31 PM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":90c78]Sda, just plain sad they would make a TV show about this. rolleyes:[/quote:90c78]

They didnt they have some ghey stuff like..go to the super bowl...these are my original ideas


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Default 01-30-2004, 08:08 PM

Personally, all I'd like to do in life is meet these 2 lovely ladies.....

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Default 01-30-2004, 09:40 PM

Nice List
  
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Default 01-31-2004, 01:35 AM

Awsome list NyckMSS ,

I supose I will provide mine...... ( haven't been flammed in awile. )

1. Not gonna change that one. Definaltly deserves the #1 spot.

2. Fire an atomatic weapon that does not use a clip.... instead uses a Crate of Ammunition. M-60 , 50 Cal. , ect.

3. Drive a european sports car at speeds in exess of 120 MPH.

4. Experiance Rock Climming , White Water Rafting , and Scuba Diving.

5. Witness the birth of your first child. And know that you are now a Father.

6. Drink German Beer , American Whisky , Itallian Liquer , and Russian Vodka.

7. Wear a Uniform. Join the service , become a fireman , police officer , something! Learn what it means to serve for the better of society. Become a HERO.

8. Visit a forien country , stay long enough to understand some of the language , enjoy the food and know the history. Get some Culture!

9. Go to the most expensive restrant in town , ride in a limo to get there and have that Steak NyckMSS is talking about.

10. Find the love of your life. A real man understands love and can accept it.

And so there we have Zen's version. Let the Flamming begin.......
Oh , and I would not recomend something to you fine gentlemen that I myself had not experianced.
  
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Default Re: 10 things every guy should experience - 01-31-2004, 02:16 AM

1. NOT YET

2. DONE

3. I HATE STEAK

4. DONE

5. NOT YET

6. DONE

7. DONE

8. DONE

9. DOING IT biggrin:

10. NOT YET
  
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Default Re: 10 things every guy should experience - 01-31-2004, 02:34 AM

1. Nope

2. No.

3. Oh yea

4. All the time

5. No

6. Ive never found 20, but i found 50 dollars once

7.Yea

8. Ive never played long enough for any one to win.

9. I cant sleep without doing it before bed

10. No, my city is one of the sucky ones. Though when i lived in oakland i saw the raiders a bunch, and The Razorbacks when i lived in arkansas. Seen the yankees a few times.
  
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Default 01-31-2004, 05:18 AM

Every day I wake up in a strange place.

and do u like refferring to males as ''meat''? oOo:
  
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Default 01-31-2004, 05:36 AM

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Default 01-31-2004, 07:12 AM

Hmmm.....I'm only missing two of the original list. I never had the patience to finish a game of monopoly.
  
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