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Default The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. - 02-22-2004, 07:43 AM
http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html

this may be considered old but im posting it anyway. its just too damn funny.
  
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Default 02-22-2004, 08:19 AM
OLD!!!
  
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Default 02-22-2004, 08:20 AM
[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":8297d]OLD!!![/quote:8297d]

don't care.
  
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Default 02-22-2004, 08:24 AM
"20-Must not taunt the French any more." biggrin: [/quote]
  
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"Must not use military vehicles to ‘Squish' things"

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Default 02-22-2004, 08:59 AM
Omg that list is brilliant. How that guy survived in the army, Ill never know.
  
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Default 02-22-2004, 09:06 AM
We do not 'charge into battle, naked, like the Celts'.

201. Must not valiantly push officers onto hand grenades to save the squad.

205. Don't write up false gigs on a HMMWV PMCS. ("Broken clutch pedal", "Number three turbine has frequent flame-outs", "flux capacitor emits loud whine when engaged")

210. Must not make T-shirts up depciting a pig with the writing "Eat Pork or Die" in Arabic to bring as civilian attire when preparing to deploy to a primarily Muslim country.


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Default 02-22-2004, 09:45 AM
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Omg that list is brilliant. How that guy survived in the army, Ill never know.
he was a specialist meaning he got promoted....wow how did that happen oOo:
  
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Default 02-22-2004, 10:17 AM
that is funny...

"136. Shouting ‘Let’s do the village! Let’s do the whole fucking village!’ while out on a mission is bad."

...lmao... platoon... awesome movie....
  
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Default 02-22-2004, 10:43 AM
ROFL


Must not refer to 1st Sgt as ‘Mom'
  
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Default 02-22-2004, 10:57 AM
LMAO, is that actually true? I find that hard to believe, if it is the US Army has some fukd up squaddies.
  
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Default 02-22-2004, 11:03 AM
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that is funny...

"136. Shouting ‘Let’s do the village! Let’s do the whole fucking village!’ while out on a mission is bad."

...lmao... platoon... awesome movie....
platoon r0x cool:
  
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Default 02-22-2004, 11:18 AM
the best:
167. Not allowed to operate a business out of the barracks.

168. Especially not a pornographic movie studio.

169. Not even if they *are* 'especially patriotic films'
  
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Default 02-22-2004, 11:25 AM
763: Not allowed to invade countries just because you feel like it and want oil.
  
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Default 02-22-2004, 11:55 AM
He was in the National Gaurd...that explains it. oOo:
  
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