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Default Stiffys...what are ya gonna do..?... - 03-30-2004, 03:15 AM

I guess there's a thousand and one ways to take care of a stiffy...
blokes have been having them for a fair while now...apparently.
So, when your pee-pee turns into a raging, blood engorged, deep-fuck capable bone-on at some "inapproriate" time
...how do you deal with it...? beer:
  
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Default 03-30-2004, 03:56 AM

i expose myself to all mwah:


Stay out of my foxhole, pal!
  
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Default 03-30-2004, 04:50 AM

Re-adjust and focus else-where. biggrin:
  
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Default 03-30-2004, 06:01 AM

fuss with my wife happy:























sleeping:
  
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Default 03-30-2004, 06:04 AM

I embrace the unwanted stiffy: think of all the impotent men who simply
desire one and can't get it, like the poor little africans who just want some
water...

I let him stand up in his full glory and salute the little fella like the General
that he is.

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Default Re: Stiffys...what are ya gonna do..?... - 03-30-2004, 06:27 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":df7d5]
...how do you deal with it...? beer:[/quote:df7d5]

I think about the game of cricket, that usually settles "la bestia" down.
  
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Default 03-30-2004, 06:30 AM

I usually think about Pyro, usually calms it down.



  
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Default 03-30-2004, 06:33 AM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":3edd2]I usually think about Pyro, usually calms it down.[/quote:3edd2]

Thinking about Pyro is what usually causes my erections. happy:
  
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Default 03-30-2004, 08:48 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":e6f58][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":e6f58]I usually think about Pyro, usually calms it down.[/quote:e6f58]

Thinking about Pyro is what usually causes my erections. happy:[/quote:e6f58]

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Default 03-30-2004, 08:54 AM

When you get out of your teen years, you learn dick control.


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Default 03-30-2004, 09:41 AM

Quote:
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When you get out of your teen years, you learn dick control.

Ahh yes...you become one with the dick...the force flows through the pen0r and you my son have ultimate control over it


"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
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Default 03-30-2004, 10:20 AM

I usually put my hands in pockets and adjust myself acordingly.


  
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Default 03-30-2004, 10:21 AM

punch it with full force
  
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Default 03-30-2004, 10:37 AM

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When you get out of your teen years, you learn dick control.

Ahh yes...you become one with the dick...the force flows through the pen0r and you my son have ultimate control over it
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Default 03-30-2004, 11:27 AM

I pull it up and tuck it under my belt and have the head stick outta my pants.
  
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