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Default Something every man must do - 11-16-2004, 04:48 PM
My friend and I were having a discussion today about how there used to be different accomplishments you must achieve in some cultures to be considered a man. In our culture, a thin line exists between the old boy and young man. What are some of the things you guys believe are today's "criteria" for becoming a man.

Ha, my friend and I have decided that you must jump-start a car before you can call yourself a man. It's one of those stupid, yet funny things we came up with. Another possibility is eating a sandwhich covered with tobasco sauce.
  
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Y ou must have a threesome with two girls. biggrin:
  
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Default 11-16-2004, 04:50 PM
you must masturbate eek:
  
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See death.
  
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Default 11-16-2004, 05:00 PM
fuck?
  
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Default 11-16-2004, 05:02 PM
Shoot a deer, oOo:

In the absence of a gun, fuck it in the ass. eek:



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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 11-16-2004, 05:02 PM
In a Rolling Stones song is says you gotta smoke to be a man....

You must sacrifice your penis to the gods.

BTW, Colin, Im on because the meeting doesnt start 'till 6...thought it was 6.
  
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Default 11-16-2004, 05:04 PM
Get kicked in the balls.
Get kicked in the shins.
Get kicked in the face.
Get kicked in the ribs.
Get kicked in the ass.
Get kicked in the head.
Get kicked in the arms.
Get kicked in the legs.

Get punched in the balls.
Get punched in the shins.
Get punched in the face.
Get punched in the ribs.
Get punched in the ass.
Get punched in the head.
Get punched in the arms.
Get punched in the legs.
  
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Default 11-16-2004, 05:05 PM
[quote="Jin-Roh":c0291]Get kicked in the balls.
Get kicked in the shins.
Get kicked in the face.
Get kicked in the ribs.
Get kicked in the ass.
Get kicked in the head.
Get kicked in the arms.
Get kicked in the legs.

Get punched in the balls.
Get punched in the shins.
Get punched in the face.
Get punched in the ribs.
Get punched in the ass.
Get punched in the head.
Get punched in the arms.
Get punched in the legs.[/quote:c0291]


....and die?
  
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Default 11-16-2004, 05:07 PM
Get into a fist fight. Drink a beer with your pop. Go to a strip club.
  
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Default 11-16-2004, 05:17 PM
know how to change your spark plugs.
  
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Default 11-16-2004, 05:19 PM
Have a full-body orgasm.
  
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Default 11-16-2004, 05:21 PM
instead of 1/2 body orgasms? eek:
  
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Default 11-16-2004, 05:25 PM
spend an hour in a dark room with a newly deceased person.
  
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