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Ok, everyone tells a joke here. I thinl that's pretty straightforward, and none of you (with the possible exception of short hand) will require further explanation.

What's easier to get out of a pickup truck: Bowling balls or babies?

Babies: You can use a pitchfork..


What's worse than a truckfull of dead babies?

One live one eating it's way out.

What's worse than that?

Coming Back for seconds.


What's worse than ten dead babies stapled to a tree?

One dead baby stapled to ten trees.


Whats the difference between apples and babies?

I don't cum on apples before I eat them.


Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.


What do you call three lepers in a hot-tub?

Stew.


Why did the leper get a speeding ticket?

He left his foot on the gas.