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Default Uh....... UH.... UH! - 07-16-2005, 04:24 AM

I think I have a cracked or dislocated rib. I am coughing a lot and it hurts.
  
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Default 07-16-2005, 04:48 AM

Cough some more and record your sounds of pain for my amusement.




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Default 07-16-2005, 04:49 AM

..oh, is that all...I thought by the thread title that you were bringing yourself off... annoy:
  
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Default 07-16-2005, 05:06 AM

Sweet, have fun.
  
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Default 07-16-2005, 06:31 AM

[quote="dr nein":19f27]Sweet, have fun.[/quote:19f27]

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Default 07-16-2005, 09:00 AM

Take your index finger and probe your rib cage by gently proding at every rib in 3 spots along the length of the rib.

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PS: It's probally brusied.
  
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Default 07-16-2005, 09:28 AM

or a pulled muscle...I pulled a rib muscle 4-5 yrs ago...

pure death and nothing they could do, they just wrapped my ribs up with ACE wrap and gave me some pain pills. I fell like somebody kicked the ever living shit out of me every morning when I woke up.


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Default Re: Uh....... UH.... UH! - 07-16-2005, 11:38 AM

[quote="Jin-Roh":9d355]I think I have a cracked or dislocated rib. I am coughing a lot and it hurts.[/quote:9d355]dont go to a doctor because they cant do nothing for ya.
i had the same problem once, and every night when i went to sleep when ever i took a breath i would hear a clicking noise, but after about two weeks the pain goes away. man did it hurt to breathe
  
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Default 07-16-2005, 12:58 PM

my friend coughed so hard he dislocated a rib...
  
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my friend coughed so hard he dislocated a rib...
God took one of my ribs
  
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Default 07-16-2005, 02:49 PM

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Default 07-16-2005, 02:57 PM

That would be so funny right now if i took a 2x4 and just smashed it over your ribs.
  
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Default 07-16-2005, 04:19 PM

marilyn manson?
  
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Default 07-16-2005, 05:28 PM

Too bad.


  
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Default 07-16-2005, 05:30 PM

why are you telling me this!?!?!
  
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