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Default Want a Job with Google? - 07-20-2005, 01:19 AM

http://www.google.com/jobs/lunar_job4.html

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Searching the heavens

Once the facility is built, the real work begins. Google will be exploring a number of exciting research projects that have the potential to advance search science to a new frontier. Among the questions Googlunars will seek to answer are:


Exactly how far does the Worldwide web extend? Can it become an interplanetary utility? If so, will it replace Water Works on Monopoly®?
What are the likely effects of link attenuation over extreme distances? Is there a limit to link strength, or is it infinitely extensible like bubble gum that gets stuck to the bottom of your shoe?
What happens to PageRank in the proximity of a black hole? Is there distortion that might result in link relevancy reduction or popularity warping? Could this somehow be harnessed to generate more dates for engineers?
Does spam go on forever?


  
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Default 07-20-2005, 01:20 AM

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Wonder what drug whoever wrote that shite was on.




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Default 07-20-2005, 01:26 AM

They're looking past earth.. AND CONQUERING THE GALAXY!


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Default 07-20-2005, 02:42 AM

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Wonder what drug whoever wrote that shite was on.
Geek jokes wrapped around important questions (or so they think). The Google Labs test is, well... beyond me. oOo:
  
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Default 07-20-2005, 08:23 AM

I thought Aprils Fools was long gone....
  
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Default 07-20-2005, 06:02 PM

I'd rather have google run my life than Bush.
  
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Default 07-20-2005, 06:19 PM

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I'd rather have google run my life than Bush.
Rofl, you know, that almost seems so realistic and agreeable.
  
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Default 07-20-2005, 06:25 PM

Those questions hurt my brain.
  
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