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Default Advice on... - 12-28-2005, 10:56 AM
Da Polieece and Speeding.

I remember a while back there was a thread full of good tips on what to do if you got pulled over for speeding. Arkan had some good ones. Anyway, just post any good tips you got here
  
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Default 12-28-2005, 10:59 AM
do what terrance howard did in Crash (amazing movie) (the second time getting pulled over) and cuss the mother fuckers out ready to shoot the white cops with your gat stashed in your belt.
  
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Default 12-28-2005, 11:03 AM
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Default 12-28-2005, 11:42 AM
fight every single ticket no matter what
  
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Default Re: Advice on... - 12-28-2005, 11:51 AM
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Da Polieece and Speeding.

I remember a while back there was a thread full of good tips on what to do if you got pulled over for speeding. Arkan had some good ones. Anyway, just post any good tips you got here
you would never be able to get away with what arkan does

ie

1) huge muscles, cigar and sunglasses
2) general bad assedness
3) hitting cops wife in the shitter(or cop if its a cute female one)

"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
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Default 12-28-2005, 11:59 AM
Comatose why do you need to worry about it? STFU. just don't be a fucking moron and show him respect. Or don't speed.
  
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Default 12-28-2005, 12:01 PM
cops like it if you start masturbating furiously in your car while he writes you a ticket

www.92bengals.com
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Default 12-28-2005, 12:54 PM
[quote="Simo Häyhä":98689]cops like it if you start masturbating furiously in your car while he writes you a ticket[/quote:98689]

That trick has saved my butt many times!
  
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Default 12-28-2005, 12:56 PM
When you see the cop pull up behind you start weaving really fast. then pull over to the side of the road and run out of your car screaming "BEES!!! THE BEES ARE EVERYWHERE!!!!"
  
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Default 12-28-2005, 12:59 PM
Or in germany, during the winter:
"DIE SCHNEEE KOMMT FUER MICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  
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Default 12-28-2005, 03:55 PM
no

comatose will not get "tips" because we want the worst of things to happen to him.
  
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Default 12-28-2005, 03:56 PM
lol i jus got pulled over for speeding and didnt have an excuse..
edit: searched google.. http://www.soyouwanna.com/site/syws/tra ... xFULL.html
  
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Default 12-28-2005, 05:53 PM
dont worry your vehicle will never be able to speed with you in it.

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Default 12-28-2005, 05:54 PM
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dont worry your vehicle will never be able to speed with you in it.
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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 12-28-2005, 05:59 PM
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dont worry your vehicle will never be able to speed with you in it.
brilliant, +1
  
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