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Default funny quotes you've heard - 07-31-2006, 03:03 PM

Me: so Janelle is leaving the company? When is her last day?
Manager: yep! august 11th
Me: ya'll gonna throw a party for her?
Manager: Yep! we gonna have cake... and chicken

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Default 07-31-2006, 03:05 PM

You're way too fucking wierd.
  
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Default 07-31-2006, 03:09 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":ff6c6]You're way too fucking wierd.[/quote:ff6c6]
  
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Default 07-31-2006, 03:11 PM

awww hell nall! Baby Penis didn't just give a -1.

BAN BABY DICK!..
BAN BABY DICK!
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Ban BABY DICK!!
  
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Default 07-31-2006, 03:11 PM

I said this one completely by accident the other day even though it sounds staged...

Background: I work in the meat/produce area of Targer and we are always eating stuff from produce in the back room area..

Friend: "you wanna grab somehting to eat"
Me: "naw man I was in the back room popping cherries all day at work"


  
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Default 07-31-2006, 03:12 PM

haw haw haw haw happy:


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Default 07-31-2006, 03:13 PM

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awww hell nall! Baby Penis didn't just give a -1.
lol, I didnt, I hardly do karma.
  
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Default 07-31-2006, 03:14 PM

UPS delivers to us and I then deliver them to the different people.

Me to hot chick at work: "Hey Vicki I got a huge package right here for ya."


"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
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Default 07-31-2006, 03:16 PM

Hey, what's the name of that website you guys had a topic about... it was a bunch of irc conversations, was something like blast.org, maybe?
  
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Default 07-31-2006, 03:19 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":e8941]Hey, what's the name of that website you guys had a topic about... it was a bunch of irc conversations, was something like blast.org, maybe?[/quote:e8941]these are real convo's, not e SHIT knubby
  
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Default 07-31-2006, 03:22 PM

NO WAY.

We were on the topic, I had to ask.
  
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Default 07-31-2006, 03:44 PM

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Default Re: funny quotes you've heard - 07-31-2006, 04:01 PM

Quote:
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Me: so Janelle is leaving the company? When is her last day?
Manager: yep! august 11th
Me: ya'll gonna throw a party for her?
Manager: Yep! we gonna have cake... and chicken

..the fuck
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Default 07-31-2006, 04:08 PM

“I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
  
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Default 07-31-2006, 04:10 PM

The Scene: 1989, MacDonald's, a Saturday, around noon, busy
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Girl working the cash: "Dale! Are those Macs ready yet?"

My friend Dale (loudly): "Shut up or I'll come out there and fuck you in the mouth!"
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