Alliedassault           
FAQ Calendar
Go Back   Alliedassault > Lounge > Offtopic
Reload this Page funny quotes you've heard
Offtopic Any topics not related to the games we cover. Doesn't mean this is a Spam-fest. Profanity is allowed, enter at your own risk.

Reply
Page 1 of 5 1 2345
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
funny quotes you've heard
Old
  (#1)
gtboys34 is Offline
1st Lieutenant
 
gtboys34's Avatar
 
Posts: 4,235
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Austell, Ga
  Send a message via MSN to gtboys34  
Default funny quotes you've heard - 07-31-2006, 03:03 PM
Me: so Janelle is leaving the company? When is her last day?
Manager: yep! august 11th
Me: ya'll gonna throw a party for her?
Manager: Yep! we gonna have cake... and chicken

..the fuck
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#2)
Doctor Duffy is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 5,825
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Banned
  Send a message via AIM to Doctor Duffy  
Default 07-31-2006, 03:05 PM
You're way too fucking wierd.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#3)
MuZzA is Offline
Private 1st class
 
Posts: 210
Join Date: Nov 2003
   
Default 07-31-2006, 03:09 PM
[quote="Doctor Duffy":ff6c6]You're way too fucking wierd.[/quote:ff6c6]
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#4)
gtboys34 is Offline
1st Lieutenant
 
gtboys34's Avatar
 
Posts: 4,235
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Austell, Ga
  Send a message via MSN to gtboys34  
Default 07-31-2006, 03:11 PM
awww hell nall! Baby Penis didn't just give a -1.

BAN BABY DICK!..
BAN BABY DICK!
(chop chop)
Ban BABY DICK!!
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#5)
jujumantb is Offline
2nd Lieutenant
 
jujumantb's Avatar
 
Posts: 3,527
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Laguna, Beach woowow Posts: 18463
   
Default 07-31-2006, 03:11 PM
I said this one completely by accident the other day even though it sounds staged...

Background: I work in the meat/produce area of Targer and we are always eating stuff from produce in the back room area..

Friend: "you wanna grab somehting to eat"
Me: "naw man I was in the back room popping cherries all day at work"
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#6)
Zoner is Offline
Administrator
 
Zoner's Avatar
 
Posts: 17,739
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Camp Crystal Lake
   
Default 07-31-2006, 03:12 PM
haw haw haw haw happy:

http://www.fpsgameforums.com/forums/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=5399&dateline=1213387 247
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#7)
Doctor Duffy is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 5,825
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Banned
  Send a message via AIM to Doctor Duffy  
Default 07-31-2006, 03:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gtboys34
awww hell nall! Baby Penis didn't just give a -1.
lol, I didnt, I hardly do karma.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#8)
Nyck is Offline
General of the Army
 
Nyck's Avatar
 
Posts: 17,299
Join Date: May 2002
  Send a message via AIM to Nyck  
Default 07-31-2006, 03:14 PM
UPS delivers to us and I then deliver them to the different people.

Me to hot chick at work: "Hey Vicki I got a huge package right here for ya."

"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
- The Joker
http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#9)
Doctor Duffy is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 5,825
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Banned
  Send a message via AIM to Doctor Duffy  
Default 07-31-2006, 03:16 PM
Hey, what's the name of that website you guys had a topic about... it was a bunch of irc conversations, was something like blast.org, maybe?
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#10)
gtboys34 is Offline
1st Lieutenant
 
gtboys34's Avatar
 
Posts: 4,235
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Austell, Ga
  Send a message via MSN to gtboys34  
Default 07-31-2006, 03:19 PM
[quote="Doctor Duffy":e8941]Hey, what's the name of that website you guys had a topic about... it was a bunch of irc conversations, was something like blast.org, maybe?[/quote:e8941]these are real convo's, not e SHIT knubby
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#11)
Doctor Duffy is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 5,825
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Banned
  Send a message via AIM to Doctor Duffy  
Default 07-31-2006, 03:22 PM
NO WAY.

We were on the topic, I had to ask.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#12)
[DAS REICH] Blitz is Offline
General of the Army
 
[DAS REICH] Blitz's Avatar
 
Posts: 18,844
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: AA.com North Building, Offtopic Floor, Apartment 1337
 Send a message via ICQ to [DAS REICH] Blitz Send a message via AIM to [DAS REICH] Blitz Send a message via MSN to [DAS REICH] Blitz Send a message via Yahoo to [DAS REICH] Blitz  
Default 07-31-2006, 03:44 PM
Me: Y Elo Thar
My Cock: SAWOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ed:
  
Reply With Quote
Re: funny quotes you've heard
Old
  (#13)
Tripper is Offline
General of the Army
 
Posts: 18,895
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
   
Default Re: funny quotes you've heard - 07-31-2006, 04:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gtboys34
Me: so Janelle is leaving the company? When is her last day?
Manager: yep! august 11th
Me: ya'll gonna throw a party for her?
Manager: Yep! we gonna have cake... and chicken

..the fuck
lol
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#14)
ninty is Offline
Major General
 
ninty's Avatar
 
Posts: 12,683
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Calgary
   
Default 07-31-2006, 04:08 PM
“I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#15)
Zoner is Offline
Administrator
 
Zoner's Avatar
 
Posts: 17,739
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Camp Crystal Lake
   
Default 07-31-2006, 04:10 PM
The Scene: 1989, MacDonald's, a Saturday, around noon, busy
=======================
Girl working the cash: "Dale! Are those Macs ready yet?"

My friend Dale (loudly): "Shut up or I'll come out there and fuck you in the mouth!"
=======================

I lol'd

http://www.fpsgameforums.com/forums/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=5399&dateline=1213387 247
  
Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 1 of 5 1 2345

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.12 by ScriptzBin
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
© 1998 - 2007 by Rudedog Productions | All trademarks used are properties of their respective owners. All rights reserved.

Contact Us - Alliedassault - Archive - Top