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Default I shagged a nigga & my parents called the cops - 04-03-2007, 06:09 PM

Alright boys!

I had quite an interesting night the other night, I got off the train from work half mashed from partying in London, then went round my mates house & had some vodka & jelly... Then we went to the pub & I met a young, nubian, lady whom I had met the previous week. We had some more drinks & I ended up with my mates around some really hot girls house who has recently split from her bf. Anyways, by this time I was rather drunk & flirting a bit with the young black girlie. I was messing around pretending to forget her name when my mate, (the one who I got on April fools for BBC prank) said to me. "What the fk are you doing? Just shag her!" Which I thought was actually a good idea seeing as we had a free house.

I ended up upstairs in the bedroom with this african babe, I wasn't really attracted to her & only considered fooling around kus I want to cover as many races as possible when making the sweet bunny love- so she was on my hit list along with the AzN & indian ladies. I had given my mobile to my friend as I didn't want to repeat the experience I had before when I actually answered the phone during rumpy-pumpy. Unfortunately by this time it was about 2.30am & my parents were trying to contact me as I had work the next day & they were a little worried. Seeing as my friend replied & hung up they figured ol Bunny has got mugged so phoned the police. oOo: ed:

Eventually I discovered that my parents were trying to contact me & had called the cops. I figured it was time to make a hasty exit so I legged it back home. Unfortunately I also left my underpants behind at the really hot girls house but I'm far too embarrassed to go back & claim them. rolleyes:

Bloody good night tho! rock:
  
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Default 04-03-2007, 06:50 PM

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Default 04-03-2007, 07:03 PM

hehe quality, nice thread title too

Leave the pants, its a worthy sacrifice in the mission and this is a mission you can tell your grandkids one day.

As for the interracial lurrrvin, was she a crazy rabbit in the sack or a drunken bunny who spread her legs, closed her eyes and thought of england?


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Default 04-03-2007, 11:45 PM

dayum! give me the specs of the girl?
  
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Default 04-04-2007, 09:00 AM

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Default 04-04-2007, 04:24 PM

pics or stfu
  
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Default 04-04-2007, 04:39 PM

[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/1332441666_l.jpg[/img]

BTW this sucks kus now she really likes me & I just lost my university slag. Fuuuuuuuck! rolleyes: annoy:

Why is it always the way boys? Why do the ones you don't want want you & the ones you want are with someone else? cuss: cuss: cuss:
  
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Default 04-04-2007, 09:37 PM

Fluff, tap that chocolate bunny, it'll make you feel better. Hey, Easter is almost here, do it for Christ.


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Default 04-04-2007, 09:41 PM

ats the way shit goes fluffy...thats the way shit goes...


  
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Default 04-04-2007, 11:24 PM

nothing further your honor
  
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Default 04-05-2007, 03:42 AM

she's pretty cute, man, how come you dont want that?
  
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Default 04-05-2007, 07:53 PM

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Default 04-05-2007, 11:50 PM

So now you'll never go back, right?


BTW - cute girl but she has a really big mouth.
  
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Default 04-06-2007, 01:15 PM

Mmm she text me just now asking if I'm going out tonight, tbh I am but seeing as I met her last week with her hot mates I may as well direct my attention towards them. Don't think I'd go back unless I was drunk & horny around her again.

W.A.S.- worth a shag

Hot girl left this on my fb

[quote:712fe]Danielle B... (no network) wrote
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did you go home with no boxers on the other night? found a pair of white ones and their definately not mine! x
Wall-to-Wall - Write on Danielle's Wall - Message - Delete[/quote:712fe]

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