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I shagged a nigga & my parents called the cops -
04-03-2007, 06:09 PM
Alright boys!
I had quite an interesting night the other night, I got off the train from work half mashed from partying in London, then went round my mates house & had some vodka & jelly... Then we went to the pub & I met a young, nubian, lady whom I had met the previous week. We had some more drinks & I ended up with my mates around some really hot girls house who has recently split from her bf. Anyways, by this time I was rather drunk & flirting a bit with the young black girlie. I was messing around pretending to forget her name when my mate, (the one who I got on April fools for BBC prank) said to me. "What the fk are you doing? Just shag her!" Which I thought was actually a good idea seeing as we had a free house.
I ended up upstairs in the bedroom with this african babe, I wasn't really attracted to her & only considered fooling around kus I want to cover as many races as possible when making the sweet bunny love- so she was on my hit list along with the AzN & indian ladies. I had given my mobile to my friend as I didn't want to repeat the experience I had before when I actually answered the phone during rumpy-pumpy. Unfortunately by this time it was about 2.30am & my parents were trying to contact me as I had work the next day & they were a little worried. Seeing as my friend replied & hung up they figured ol Bunny has got mugged so phoned the police. oOo: ed:
Eventually I discovered that my parents were trying to contact me & had called the cops. I figured it was time to make a hasty exit so I legged it back home. Unfortunately I also left my underpants behind at the really hot girls house but I'm far too embarrassed to go back & claim them. rolleyes:
Bloody good night tho! rock:
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04-03-2007, 06:50 PM
hahaha
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04-03-2007, 07:03 PM
hehe quality, nice thread title too
Leave the pants, its a worthy sacrifice in the mission and this is a mission you can tell your grandkids one day.
As for the interracial lurrrvin, was she a crazy rabbit in the sack or a drunken bunny who spread her legs, closed her eyes and thought of england?
That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest - Henri David Thoreau
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04-03-2007, 11:45 PM
dayum! give me the specs of the girl?
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04-04-2007, 09:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gtboys34
dayum! give me the specs of the girl?
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04-04-2007, 04:24 PM
pics or stfu
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04-04-2007, 04:39 PM
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BTW this sucks kus now she really likes me & I just lost my university slag. Fuuuuuuuck! rolleyes: annoy:
Why is it always the way boys? Why do the ones you don't want want you & the ones you want are with someone else? cuss: cuss: cuss:
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04-04-2007, 09:37 PM
Fluff, tap that chocolate bunny, it'll make you feel better. Hey, Easter is almost here, do it for Christ.
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04-04-2007, 09:41 PM
ats the way shit goes fluffy...thats the way shit goes...
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04-04-2007, 11:24 PM
nothing further your honor
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04-05-2007, 03:42 AM
she's pretty cute, man, how come you dont want that?
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04-05-2007, 02:56 PM
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04-05-2007, 07:53 PM
rofl zone
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04-05-2007, 11:50 PM
So now you'll never go back, right?
BTW - cute girl but she has a really big mouth.
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04-06-2007, 01:15 PM
Mmm she text me just now asking if I'm going out tonight, tbh I am but seeing as I met her last week with her hot mates I may as well direct my attention towards them. Don't think I'd go back unless I was drunk & horny around her again.
W.A.S.- worth a shag
Hot girl left this on my fb
[quote:712fe]Danielle B... (no network) wrote
at 3:06pm
did you go home with no boxers on the other night? found a pair of white ones and their definately not mine! x
Wall-to-Wall - Write on Danielle's Wall - Message - Delete[/quote:712fe]
oh fuck!
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