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Default I Almost Touched Tiger Woods... - 08-10-2002, 08:22 PM
No, not like that... I went to the Buick Open today and he almost gave me a high-five but some little dumbass walked in front of me. Tiger looks a lot bigger and more muscular in person, anyone else ever been to a golf tournament?
  
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Default 08-10-2002, 08:24 PM
Holy crap you went to Warwick Hills??
  
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Default 08-10-2002, 08:26 PM
...I was at the Australian Open once and I couldn't find a toilet anywhere... I almost touched cloth!
  
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Default 08-10-2002, 08:27 PM
Yeah it would have been more fun but it was SOOOO crowded. I live 10 minutes away.
  
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Default 08-10-2002, 08:29 PM
Ah, I would love to go down there but I know it is so damn crowded as is. Tiger's gonna win it...
  
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Default 08-10-2002, 09:36 PM
I was thinkingwhen you said toushed tiger woods i was thinking about you getting near him but since you said [quote:d4ee3]No, not like that... [/quote:d4ee3] Im gueesing you almost had sex with him.
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Default 08-10-2002, 10:24 PM
If i was you i would of gotten his autograph on a nike hat!
  
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Default 08-10-2002, 10:26 PM
You almost touched tigers wood??







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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 08-10-2002, 10:43 PM
I gots tickets to the PGA Championship at Hazeltine
They're only for opening round thursday tho
  
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Default 08-10-2002, 11:12 PM
I have a vision of a new TV series. Almost Touched by a Tiger. or mabye Woody for Woods.
  
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woody for woods sounds good, i'm sure E will air it :roll: fucking laptop took me 7 seconds to move the cursor over to the smiley
  
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Default 08-10-2002, 11:26 PM
amazing story....i woulda punched that kid in the face...that would have gotten Tiger's attention :wink:
  
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Default Re: I Almost Touched Tiger Woods... - 08-11-2002, 04:37 AM
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No, not like that... I went to the Buick Open today and he almost gave me a high-five but some little dumbass walked in front of me. Tiger looks a lot bigger and more muscular in person, anyone else ever been to a golf tournament?
It's sick fucks like you that make the world a sadder place... people trying to touch Tiger Woods, some drunken fat bastard running onto the field during the recent SA v NZ Tri Nations rugby match and crash tackling the ref... where will it stop?

Stop idolising people for their chosen vocation and be your own best human example and role model...

By the way, I'll be wandering around the streets of Sydney tomorrow, so I better not see any hands trying to elicit altitudinally aligned signs for metacarpal connections, or I'll rip ya fuckin' arms orrff!...
  
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Default 08-11-2002, 09:48 AM
[quote="SW-14":ea476]:roll:[/quote:ea476]
shut the fuck up
  
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