[Simo Häyhä]

she has spyware loaded on all computers with a little program called atrillus vision, so she sees what your computer sees.
i first sat down in my chair and loaded a process killer that disabled the spyware.
then i loaded up some 1337 proxy servers to get by the internet filtering system. she eventually approached me asking why she couldnt see my computer.
me: "oh your spyware!? yeah its been disabled"
old bitch:"No i dont know what your taking about, spyware is illegal, move to another computer"
me: yeah ok, you dont know what your talking about
old bitch: excuse me
me: *walks away*

--repeats to disable her spyware--


yeah she is old and dosent know what a computer is.. she calls the keyboard a TYPEWRITER, and the mouse THE POINTY CLICKY THING. she just wants to get me in trouble for some odd reason hake:
3y3 0wn h3r!