[Airborne Butters]

Today was it....today was the last straw! It's time we repel the invasion so comenly known as "Snowbirds"! The fuckin out of staters who come here thinking they can do whatever they want!

First thing is their shitacular driving! Today as I was going down a busy road that had a speedlimit of 50 MPH, all three lanes were at the same steady pace of 35 MPH. Left lane was sporting a fashionable Maine license plate. Middle was the all too familiar New Jersey plate and, to the left was a Winscosin plate. Most of you think: "Hey Butters, it's Florida! Old people drive slow too!" not so true. Surprisingly most old people comply with the un-written rules of the road where they drive on the right side, or pull over on a single lane road. It also sucks how people drive down my road, at almost a standstill, looking at houses! ARGH!

Another thing that pisses me totally off is that they think they can run this town! Take Sat night for example. There I am in line at the movies with a couple of freinds. BAM! We get cut in line by none other than some kids from Canada who think they're the mack daddies. I so kindly ask them to, step aside. They give me a smirk and tell me " We were here first!" WTF!?!AHHHH! The people across the street from me are from Ontario. I guess they rent a house down here and come now and again. Low n behold they come rollin up on some BMW's. I suppose they have a son, bought 16-17. He gives me the thug kid stare and it just pisses me off!

This is basically me just venting rage after a week of pure hell! mad:

I just got home and all I could think about was how horendious the traffic was from these people and how much stuff has sucked...