[[DAS REICH] Blitz]

Ah but of course, my Dearest Fireal aka Animal mother. Over the course of the past several months, James(as his closest friends call him) has asserted himself as a key player in the sigmaking department of aa.com and several other forums. Never have I ever not enjoyed seeing one of his sigs that he has put his heart(and even perhaps soul) into. Each and every single day(and yes even sometimes once per hour) I think about his extraordinary, brilliant sigs. Nothing(not even a pudding pop) brightens my day up than seeing one of his amazing sigs. Now lets take a tour in history, James' first sigs were not exactly zoneresque but each and every day that he showed me some of his latest work, I would shed a tear, for I knew someday, he would be great. Yes my friends, that day is this day, the day when he pours his heart into every gosh darn(oh yes I said darn) sig he makes. Everytime I see one of his sigs, I feel a wet immersion of excitement dripping from my male genitalia. Nothing, not even perhaps sheep-shagging or that fresh clean feeling after having shaven your huevos(sp?) can overcome that feeling. Dearest James I salute you and your disturbing artistic ability for making sigs. Heil.[/i]